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175,000

Is it normal to go marching around with another 174,999 folks?

I march around in such numbers and tell folks about this, I also pretend I am 20 years younger than I actually am.

I also tell people that this lad I know is my Son when really he isnt.

I have articles published in a major UK tabloid entitled "Just Call Me", is this normal ?

I also start fights with people in the full knowledge that they will hammer me and I have lost 89 our of 90 fights but continue to provoke people, is this normal.

I tell many lies, is it normal ?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (26)
Why would I sing such a song ??? You have seen me in my green and white hooped ones, just call me.
What the fuck are you blabbing about?
@: smithee
If you dont know what I am referring to then hickory dock the 175k mate.

Im sure you are taking the p*** when you claim you dont know what I am on about.
wow, you sound like a wanker to me
@: smithee
Wa***er, not since I was a young boy matey.

However, dont let me stop you having a tickle with yourself.

Down docks, hickory frocks.
down docks hickory frocks?

like i said before, you are a fag
@: smithee
Fag is one thing I aint smithee !!!!

Wife and child in tow, dont judge everyone by your own morals.
well what the fuck is down docks hickory frocks?

no i'm not judging everyone by my own morals, i'm just judging you
Too much weed.
what in f*cks name is this all about
It is all about the 175,000 heads mate.
ok, get it.
@: smithee
Cheers Smithee, finally we have someone sane enough to understand !
youre from the UK?
@: smithee
I am certainly from the UK.
The UK is cool. I'm part british and scottish. I didnt understand cause i'm over here in america.
Wouldnt happen to have anything to do with english football hoolaganism, would it?
wtf what a coincidence
was watching Green Street Hooligans only just a few nights ago
Green Street is a good film, but they wouldnt live ten minutes with the Boldial Crew !!
what team do you follow?
At a professional level Chesterfield FC currently in league one, but will soon be in league two as we are shite this season ( www.chesterfield-fc.co.uk ).

A local park level and what a set up this lunatic club is Bolsover Old Boys FC ( www.bolsoveroldboys.co.uk ) 2 adult teams and 1 junior team and loads of beer and fun along the way.
Chesterfield? Weren't they the team who beat Man City 'n West Ham in Carling?
Yes, they knocked out two premiership clubs out and took a third, Charlton to penalties. Unfortunately, we cannot seem to beat teams from our own level.

Chesterfield also reached the semi final on the 1997 FA Cup before losing to Middlesbrough in a replay after a 3-3 at Old Trafford.
Yeah, well i barrack for Man. Utd. and Celtic
Call me what you want, but i say with full sincerity that i am in no way a bandwagon
whatever
i live in Australia, not gonna fly over to the UK just to see a match am i?
175,000 marched, get over it, the English marched, 175k my friend.