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The Toothbrush Fantasy

Now here goes, its taken me a lot of guts to admit the following but I have a bit of a fantasy that i cant get out of my head.

I often look at a young girl in her late teens in my home town of Boldial and I have a strange fantasy about her.

I get the urge to fetch my toothbrush from home and insert it into her anus, I then want to 'spin' the toothbrush around 360 degrees whilst the heads inside her.

I then want to brush my teeth whilst singing about tangerine dials. Is this normal ?
Do you think it's normal?
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ninjadude (6349)
2007-03-06 08:18:16
Ok, people really need to stop asking retarded questions on here. I know that you people can't be this stupid to think that people on here actually believe your bullshi*. And to answer your question, just shoot yourself, because you're one sad, demented little man. Find a good therapist and get some good drugs if you can't kill yourself. Maybe you'll hallucinate about humping purple bunnies with a hair comb.
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-03-06 08:20:44
@: ninjadude
There is no need to belittle someone simply because they have a strange fettish and I dont care if people believe me or not, I alone only know what my fantasies are.
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-03-06 08:26:47
It is a manual one that is a couple of months old, I dont like the electric one.

Also, if I had the chance I would not choose one with hard bristles as I wouldnt want to risk injury to the beautiful young bumphter.

Just enough friction to ensure that some of her 'debris' is present on the brush prior to me using it.

Cheers

M.O.T.M.
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smithee (4389)
2007-03-06 16:52:01
wow weird but yet disgusting fantasy! I bet you'll love the taste of shit, wouldn't yah! I heard Crest was coming out with a flavor resembling shit just for you!
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-03-07 06:25:34
Its not disguting let me tell thee, if you saw the girl in question you would not hesitate to "toothbrush her".
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-08 23:07:56
@: MightOfTheMass
Maybe if shes really HOT....
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-03-08 23:54:23
@: callmegod
right, cause hot women have better tasting shits...
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-10 03:46:53
@: Shavemeslowly
I don't know i have never tasted shit before lol.
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ItsVeryNormal (6513)
2007-03-11 23:15:09
only if shes hot and her shit tastes like chocolate. you may need to ask about that second part first.
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chicken_little (6547)
2007-03-14 03:44:42
ummmmmm....
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-03-14 07:37:20
UPDATE:

I asked the person in question if I could 'toothbrush' her and she replied by slapping me across the face in public !!!

But... later when no one was around she confronted me and asked why I had such fantasies, I came clean and told her I thought she was quite simply the fittest bird around.

She still wouldnt let me 'toothbrush' her but let me tell you here and now folks, I did get to have a little 'catch and nibble' !!!

Just goes to show that if your bold and show front, you sometimes get the rewards that are just.
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Metal_Guy (6580)
2007-03-23 06:17:20
Maybe you shouldn't have asked her in public? Some people feel a bit uncomfortable being asked in public whether they will let someone stick a toothbrush up their ass...

Just a thought.

Still, as you say, you did get something - good luck to you - hope the relationship continues well!
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llama-face (6847)
2007-03-23 22:24:25
ew
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Guest1111111 (11505)
2007-11-11 18:04:27
yes
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Guest1111111 (11505)
2007-11-11 18:04:43
I have the same thing but with floss
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