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Pickled Penis
I remain very proud of my 8 inch penis. Tragically I have a terminal disease.

The knowledge that my d*ck will be cremated with the rest of my body is utterly unnaceptable. The executor of my will has told me that under British law my penis cannot be removed after death for medical or for any other reason.

What could I do? Panic, fear, anger? I cut off my d*ck with my Swiss Army knife and placed it in a jar full of formaldehyde. The exhibit is now for sale in a curio shop in Antwerp, Belgium.

Was I right to do this?
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Comments (9)
Bobert (4857)
2007-03-06 15:46:23
I'm going to say no...
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(6398)
2007-03-06 16:27:09
im confused, you acctually cut your own d*ick off :S?
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(6398)
2007-03-06 16:29:14
oops i put an i in aswell as * ^^sorry guys
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smithee (4389)
2007-03-06 16:42:08
No you are wrong for posting crap such as this.
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claro666 (3773)
2007-03-06 21:07:50
Good job.
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ultramel (6409)
2007-03-07 06:51:42
alrighty then......next?
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sisophous (3738)
2007-03-07 12:36:15
Formaldehyde is a preservative that cadavers are soaked in for study by medical students/research. I find it interesting you know of this chemical and perhaps this is more than just fantasy. Also, only an adult would know about the term "executor" or have knowledge about wills. I think I believe you.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-12 08:23:19
8 inchs isnt all that huge.no one will care if you save it or not.
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cillya (8337)
2007-05-13 18:37:05
you must be kidding you cut off your d*ck
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