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a big problem

ok look i have a boyfrend and i would like to always be with him and kiss him without having to pop in a gum. No matter how many times i brush my teeth in the morning or floss or anyting i even brush my tongue alot i cant get my breath to stay fresh all day. help please
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (14)
Bobert (4857)
2007-03-06 17:08:32
Just eat mints.
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smithee (4389)
2007-03-06 17:13:17
you've got rancid breath, chew like 50 sticks of gum at once
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blahblah (6368)
2007-03-06 19:29:45
i heard drinking alot of water helps w/ bad breath. maybe you should try that?
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Breezy (6041)
2007-03-06 20:39:30
They have listerine(sp?) spray I find works quite nicely.
I usually spray it when I know I'm going to be kissed.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-03-07 01:44:40
If its not your mouth causing it could be your stomach go to a dentist first if that doesnt help go to the doctor
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-03-07 10:04:03
Eating dog shit doesnt help at all, drinking cows urine will not ease the stench either.

Head chopping is the only solution my dear im afraid.
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watitdo18 (6399)
2007-03-07 15:00:30
shut the f*k up u mean ppl i dunt eat dog shit lol i think i wud kno wat the problem wud b if i do
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roomy (5559)
2007-03-19 05:29:52
keep tongue brushing and try washing your mouth with vodka.
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CoUpONs420 (7099)
2007-03-31 20:00:29
vodka that always works!
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-11 07:48:21
no one is gonna have fresh breath all day.so it is normal unless you have a really bad bad odor then it may be a tooth or gum disease or even something worse....get it checked out if it is really rank....if it is just unfresh breath its quite normal.
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Killington (1913)
2007-06-10 20:51:01
the thing that causes bad breath is lack of saliva so gum chewing makes it worse by uding up more saliva mints work better but the best advice is to use mouthwash first thing and swish with water use mints gum ends up making it worse
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blah123 (8547)
2007-07-01 02:43:56
oompa loompa
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stinkbug12345 (9117)
2007-10-18 10:53:16
sounds like you are starving yourself to death, you get halitosis when you do that, you are probably a skinny insecure bitch
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cookiejar (13300)
2008-02-07 21:04:29
chewing gum makes your breath worse use mints dats it
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