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I am writing this on behalf of my uncle Alan.
He is 66 and gravity has been taking its toll on his body, specifically his ballsack.
He brought it to my attention that the water in my toilet is slightly higher than average, leaving him teabagging while on the crapper. It aggrivates him to have to dab his testicles following a good BM, especially after eating my chilli, when residue from his anal explosion leaves him with little treasures clinging onto his scrotum.
I have tried draining the water a bit, but it always fills back up.
Is it normal for older men, or perhaps well endowed men, to have balls that dangle and dip well into the water of some toiletes?