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I am Tay
First and formost I have 'borrowed' mightofthemass's account to post this story.
I am simply know locally as TAY, I have rarely been out of my local village in the last 20 years but find myself venturing to Prague in the near future.
I have heard that this place is full of delights such as hoar houses, strip clubs and stuff, is this right and is it normal that I cant wait to get there?
I do however, worry about this 'going abroad' lark, is it correct that they do not deal in pounds and pence, is it correct that they dont do boza snap, is it correct and is it normal ?
If I am not allowed to play my air guitar then there will be violence.
I am also hopeful that Fanshaw will not be insisting upon my board for the week and his loss of income because im not on his bandit.
Are the residents of prague interested in having their windows cleaned whilst I am there does tha reckon ???
How much do the working ladies cost, is it normal?
Why do I need one of those passport things with my photo on, I havent had my photo took since year two at junior school, I thought the world was the British Empire like my grandad used to tell me so why would I need a passport thingy? Its not normal is it?
I am Tay, and Im telling you now, if the plane doesnt deliver the largest meal in history then there will be trouble, I dont want to be forced into saying "Is that f******g it at the snap".
F****ing flying as well, why cant we go on the bus??? I dont like aeroplanes, I like singing about them though.
My name is Tay, whats yours ? am I normal ?
I am simply know locally as TAY, I have rarely been out of my local village in the last 20 years but find myself venturing to Prague in the near future.
I have heard that this place is full of delights such as hoar houses, strip clubs and stuff, is this right and is it normal that I cant wait to get there?
I do however, worry about this 'going abroad' lark, is it correct that they do not deal in pounds and pence, is it correct that they dont do boza snap, is it correct and is it normal ?
If I am not allowed to play my air guitar then there will be violence.
I am also hopeful that Fanshaw will not be insisting upon my board for the week and his loss of income because im not on his bandit.
Are the residents of prague interested in having their windows cleaned whilst I am there does tha reckon ???
How much do the working ladies cost, is it normal?
Why do I need one of those passport things with my photo on, I havent had my photo took since year two at junior school, I thought the world was the British Empire like my grandad used to tell me so why would I need a passport thingy? Its not normal is it?
I am Tay, and Im telling you now, if the plane doesnt deliver the largest meal in history then there will be trouble, I dont want to be forced into saying "Is that f******g it at the snap".
F****ing flying as well, why cant we go on the bus??? I dont like aeroplanes, I like singing about them though.
My name is Tay, whats yours ? am I normal ?
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If my mate Tay bores you, then hick dock off somewhere else, because.... your reply is cetainly more boring than Tays post.
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Its NOT my post, it is that of Tay, he knows my log on details !!!!
He is however, still a local legend !!!!
A pint of ten yes, drugs no.
If a little bit strange as well.
If you met him you would realise his fears, he is like the bloke time forgot. I once took him to the coast for the first time and his reaction....
He looked out over the Antlantic Ocean and commented... "Ive never seen so much water".
That was his first visit outside of his hometown and he was aged 28 at the time !
The crowd went wild on Easter Sunday as Tay performed his rituals of the air guitar variety in the keys that DOTH cross.
Later, he belted his lyrics down the mic and the dials danced the night away with large amounts of Irish Cider to compliment, whilst others supped lager or bitter.
It was indeed a night of the dials.