I keep a catalog of my turds

I bought a my first digital camera about 3 years ago. After a really massive dump one day (it was at least 12 inches long) I thought I would take a picture of it with my digital camera. I thought this was hilarious and started doing it every time I took a shit. I even kept my camera in my toilet. I got extremely addicted to this and cataloged each shit according to date and size, etc. Is this normal?

But there is more...

Anyway I had to go to the doctor one day because I was losing weight for no reason. She said that she would not be able to make a diagnosis until she was able to get a stool sample from me every day for 3 weeks.
That's when I opened my big mouth. My heart jumped as I explained to her how I have a back-catalog of every shit I have taken for the past two years. I told her that I could email her the pictures, and she could use them for my diagnosis, instead of waiting three weeks. It was then I realised that keeping a turd-catalog is not socially acceptable.

It also got me into trouble when I stayed in a hostel once. I was staying in a room where the toilet was in the hall. 5 others shared the same toilet. One day I took a dump in the communal-toilet and it was another beauty- however, my camera was in my room! Carefully I wiped my ass and placed all of the used paper around the rim of the bowl (so as not to ruin the picture I was about to take). I ran to my room and fetched my camera. As I returned to the toilet I bumped into a lady who had just left the toilet with a disgusted look on her face. She took one look at me, looked at my camera and back at me. I froze. She had just seen my shit, the used toilet paper all around the rim of toilet and me returning to said toilet with my camera in my hand. There was silence for about 10 seconds as she stared at me, but it felt like 10 minutes. Not one word was said between us, and she scuttled off to her room.

Later that night, I was asked by the hostel owner to vacate the premisis. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

Is this normal?

Do you think it's normal?

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