WILL JANE EVER GROW BACK?!!!!!?!?!? - Is It Normal?

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WILL JANE EVER GROW BACK?!!!!!?!?!?

Unfortunatly, I was involved in a tragic accident that left me with 1 arm. I was only 5 months old then, but I have started to notice that my little stump that I call Jane, is starting to grow back! Do you think Jane will ever fully blossom ever again? Let me know.

Oh and to those of you who are thinking this is fake, your wrong. At 5 months I was very fond of combine harvestors.

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Comments (19)

sisophous (3738)

2007-03-08 16:53:39

The human body is not a plant so Jane isn't coming back. What on earth is going on with these bizarre stories. I need a drink.

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Bobert (4857)

2007-03-08 17:13:27

@: sisophous

I think drinking is the cause of all the strange stories.

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sisophous (3738)

2007-03-08 17:30:43

@: Bobert

Maybe, or perhaps it is being trapped in classrooms all day long staring at the clock on the wall for over 8 hours and hoping time will pass.

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dragoon188 (5130)

2007-03-08 18:23:12

It will increase in size, but will not grow back.

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roger49 (3711)

2007-03-08 20:18:25

@: sisophous

I have to say that when my calculus TA decides that he has enough time to squeeze in one more concept at the end of class two days before spring break, it makes me a little crazy, but not enough to post odd stories.

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sisophous (3738)

2007-03-08 20:26:05

@: roger49

Funny Roger, when you take Differential Equations, please tell me whether you are perplexed as to why you are mandated to take such a course. I earned a Chem E degree back in the 80s and suffered through the same curriculum/crap in my first two years until the core courses began. It does get better/more interesting in years 3&4.

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callmegod (6066)

2007-03-08 21:01:34

Why don't you go see benny hinn, i haven't seen him in real life but i've seen him on tv.
He cures cancer,makes blind people see,deaf people hear,cripple people walk.

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jiggaboo (6443)

2007-03-09 07:23:19

Hi Janes owner, believe me i was born with no Johns (legs) and mine grew back eventually. Give it time and Jane will catch up to your growth spurt.

P.S. All the best with Janes come back. Im 39 and my lergs are 12 inches tall now. YIPPEE.

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smithee (4389)

2007-03-09 16:56:20

your also fond of making shit up, like this story.

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INeedToGoWeeWee (6435)

2007-03-14 05:59:31

I am Janes owner.

I would like to thank the people who have me good advice and hope, but for the people like the one above, you dont know what its like! For example, it took me 17 mins to write this!!

IT AINT EASY WITH 1 ARM! =[

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Cloud_Dream (5925)

2007-04-05 21:55:12

You named your arm jane? What sick mindfuck are you? You deserve no soup!

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Cloud_Dream (5925)

2007-04-05 21:58:45

@: sisophous

Jesus, What the hell? are you all in high school? Try advanced quantum trigonomety. also read 10 hours of advanced strings theory and quantum mechanics 105.

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INeedToGoWeeWee (6435)

2007-04-06 12:52:06

I love trigonomety!

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Evanescent (7302)

2007-04-06 16:44:26

Jane will grow back give it time..

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kristina_696969 (6736)

2007-04-07 17:42:13

Face it there is no way we can grow arms legs or what ever once we lose them!

Science s trying to make it so we can regrow spare parts but they haven't perfected it yet!

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RedSpadeMADZ (5596)

2007-04-07 22:45:21

uMM your alooser

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INeedToGoWeeWee (6435)

2007-04-08 16:07:48

So.

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comalies (6298)

2007-06-04 21:29:52

why name it jane...why not robert or frank?