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My boyfriend has a dead stuffed rooster in his room (he lives on an old farm). Whenever we have sex I notice that he is looking in its direction.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (16)
METHOSjr. (83)
2005-06-23 10:20:47
Cock
How do you feel about his Cock? If you are afraid of his Cock, just drape your dirty underwear over the thing and go to Town. That is wot I do when I am in this situation.
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kikuli303 (518)
2005-06-30 15:02:46
don't worry
He propably just tries to delay his orgasm by thinking something else.
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CherriChick0001 (73)
2005-07-02 15:27:50
camera
I bet its a camera.
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CherriChick0001 (73)
2005-07-02 15:28:20
camera
I bet its a camera.
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Anonymous
2005-07-10 23:10:04
Look for your naked ass on the internet...
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tharp (664)
2005-07-23 01:43:22
So move it or cover it up and see what happens.
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Fruit01 (162)
2005-07-31 16:43:25
Yep! I Agree cover it up...If he makes a fuss...Hw loves his dead rooter and gets off on its stuffed little body!
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citizenpremier (159)
2005-08-08 13:42:46
The rooster holds the soul of his last girlfriend, who he killed. When he kills you, he'll probably put your soul into a stuffed ass. He likes puns.
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Moi (588)
2005-08-08 14:17:53
Rollover ...
Switch positions so the rooster is looking at you instead.

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Chauncifier (794)
2005-09-12 22:17:49
He's probably thinking about the guy he'd rather be with.
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Chauncifier (794)
2005-09-12 22:18:16
@: Chauncifier
In fact, you probably turned him gay.
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magnum2 (771)
2005-10-21 08:46:23
now thats a great one!
it probably is a camera.
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2005-10-26 11:14:44
He loves the cock!!!
It's okay, he probably just gets creeped out by it. In my old science classroom there was a stuffed deer that always stared right at me. Once I even thought I saw it blink. It scared the crap out of me, which I saved in a jar and had properly catalogued for anecdotal purposes.
My point being, don't worry, just casually cover it up sometime.
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skybird311 (801)
2005-11-09 20:36:44
KILL THE STUFFED ROOSTER! ITS EVIL!
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horrayforhenry (969)
2005-11-24 07:58:55
do u ave a rooster fetish???
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Hinter (777)
2005-12-02 20:32:41
Creepy. Try covering it up, like they said above. If he fusses, you know you've got a problem.
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