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I was killed in a fatal accident.

I died around 17 years ago and was reincarnated as a dole bludger, before that i was a centre link worker (did fuck all as they do now).Is it my fault? The life before that i was a weavel in Captain Cooks cerial bowl. I provided him nourishment to find Australia. All you Aussies should thank me as Capt. Cook would not have reached here! You can all get f**ked some of ya's.
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Comments (17)
normalnormalnormal (3425)
2007-03-09 08:10:00
Perfectly normal.
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-03-09 08:34:32
Ha Ha Ha, quality post.
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smithee (4389)
2007-03-09 09:04:03
Ha Ha so I guess you believe in Hinduism or Buddhism?
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-03-09 18:13:03
you can get fuked too idiot
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am_i_normal? (6465)
2007-03-10 11:36:49
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA get u can all get fucked, some of yas. i like that so whos the some of us? ahahah
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-03-10 15:45:29
Perfectly normal, I say. Now go back to the gas chamber for another round of Cyclone-B.
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callmegod (6066)
2007-03-10 18:57:08
I agree with cabinet70, idiot.....
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pooponyou (6485)
2007-03-11 01:23:33
Have you ever been a toilet? Because if you have, I think I shat on you once or twice in the past.
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vaver16 (2811)
2007-03-11 22:10:23
bullshit
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playgirls3xy (6453)
2007-03-23 20:42:39
ehhhh. u died!! well how cum u still here!?
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illbreakyerrface (7604)
2007-04-15 11:20:03
what the fuck are you smoking?

i'd like to try some
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cooleobec (7641)
2007-04-24 02:15:06
u wouldnt no wat happend if u died unless the hospitle brang u back to life but then u wouldnt have died
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Normality (8124)
2007-05-03 22:26:52
Maybe its like that 1980's movie: Ghost. Where only the fat black woman can hear him? Except with him, only the internet can.
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maligium (7265)
2007-05-05 13:33:00
THE WEEVIL did not exist in early european ships as it had a very low tolerance of salt concentration, also the wood used in captain cooks time era were of a white wood which weevils could not survive in,as they could not survive in a beech wood common to england, they in fact originated in meditterean hardwoods.
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OuCh_ThAt_HuRt (8544)
2007-05-26 14:57:35
Die again and come back as an asshole...oops I see you already did.
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Neuroticism (9109)
2007-06-29 22:51:58
Now after you've posted this, you're going to get smacked off the curb by a bus and end up as a slug.

Congratulations, you've been selected by karma.
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SweetAngel (10282)
2007-09-03 12:49:20
Your penis will soon fall off.
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