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im gonna attempt to rap. yo. sucka. bz.
Here's my attempt to out do those dumb people who don't have any grammar or talent.
"GOT NO SKILZ"
Here's to all of you who think your hot sh*t.
Shut up fool, you can't f**king spit.
I suggest you just give up, and quit.
"im so effin koool!! i just f***ed mii dawg and diched skool!"
Oh WOW, No wonder you can't spell.
HAH. You f**ked your dog! Hun, we can tell.
By the way, your going to Hell.
Your talking about gangbangs and tits?
I know your beating off to pichunter and popping your zits.
Isitnormal's battle of the strangest.
"IM DA BEST RAPPER!" =B
No, you're the lamest.
You feel so twisted in this twister of words.
Are they too big for you?
Does it hurt? =[
Well, you should've used your brain. If you have a brain at all.
Are you belittled yet?
Excuse me, have I made you feel weensy small?
Well, atleast you gave it a shot.
But I'm smart enough not to be addicted to pot. Act so fake I'm just screaming to get shot.
No, I can't rap either. But I've got good grammar and REAL words. Not the sh*t people make up and call verbs.
All I can say is your a twat.
And that is that.
"GOT NO SKILZ"
Here's to all of you who think your hot sh*t.
Shut up fool, you can't f**king spit.
I suggest you just give up, and quit.
"im so effin koool!! i just f***ed mii dawg and diched skool!"
Oh WOW, No wonder you can't spell.
HAH. You f**ked your dog! Hun, we can tell.
By the way, your going to Hell.
Your talking about gangbangs and tits?
I know your beating off to pichunter and popping your zits.
Isitnormal's battle of the strangest.
"IM DA BEST RAPPER!" =B
No, you're the lamest.
You feel so twisted in this twister of words.
Are they too big for you?
Does it hurt? =[
Well, you should've used your brain. If you have a brain at all.
Are you belittled yet?
Excuse me, have I made you feel weensy small?
Well, atleast you gave it a shot.
But I'm smart enough not to be addicted to pot. Act so fake I'm just screaming to get shot.
No, I can't rap either. But I've got good grammar and REAL words. Not the sh*t people make up and call verbs.
All I can say is your a twat.
And that is that.
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Yo, my name is Matt and I think I'm black
I talk a lot of shit that I know I can't back
A lot of the days I like to be punk,
but some days I'm a Crypt
and some days I'm a Blood
I like to suck dick in my neighborhood
but all the men tell me that I am no good
Some people made fun so I cut up my chest
then they had me committed to the Hills of the West.
You two should add more versus.
i saw your girlfriend, she gota a-cup
man i use her tit*ies to put cereal in
hel* to bang her, gimmie 3 bottles a' gin.
get outta' my way,
there' aint no high way,
no lie way,
just stand up and say
the meaning of the sh*t you said on on myspace that day,
unless you got sh*t you need to clear
you betta off poppin' a cap in yo ear.
i got the best flow in the us of a
i'll flow you out any hour a' day
i swear on my life, my death, it's the beginin'
the beginin' of the death, you betta' pray you sinnin'.
yeah yeah i know i got the rhymes and the flow. haha
2) I'm actually a b-cup thanks.
3) you're just as bad as I am.
and no one said i was serious :). i just like to rap sometimes it's fun
It's Wordyo Check it:
I Pic an enemy clean, no atiseptic no effort
Hit Featherlite Fiends for my Intrepid
Esoteric and energentic schemes
with rhymes that splice your schema
A dreamer
thinking your effete thoughts can stop the heat
No pause I plot with speed
Drop all of these weak
nonsense rappers trying to compete with my constant.
and that's just a sample B :D
There's some grammar for you. =]
I didn't know this would cause so much rage...=O
peace