I kissed a German man at a religious gathering
I was in Taize or "God camp" as it is better known, and I got extremely drunk and stoned on weird cannabis-infused beer/tequila mix. I then sucked off 10 hairy German ...girls and THEN ate the face of a huge honcho called Tim Parker. Is it normal to do this, seeing as I'm a straight bloke? Ignore the fact I was drunk because this could still count as not normal!!
Peace out
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