You need serious help. i knew a guy with hair once and he died. just wear a huge cock shaped hat on your head. i find these helps ease any tension that may be in the room.
It's normal but irrational. Ask your boy/girlfriend what he/she likes if you want to please them that way, but don't get hung up over being perfect - if they love you, then they're not gonna be put off by the odd flaw. Believe it or not, it's much easier to be put off by so-called 'perfection'... Let yourself relax a little - it's easier to have a relationship with someone who's enjoying it, rather than obsessing over doing everything 'right'.
IT'S EXTREMELY NORMAL FOR YOU TO FEEL THAT WAY! YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST YOU CAN FOR YOUR DATE AND WHO CAN BLAME YOU....JUST THINK IF YOU FORGOT TO DO YOUR HAIR TEETH NAILS, OR WHAT EVER THE GUY WILL DITCH YOU IN A SECOND...LMAO
Cock hats -> Walmart 9.99
Fuck!