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Something out of my ass

I have this big yellow thing coming out of my ass. It sucks. It really hurts alot. OMG.....Go away yellow blob of pain. Is having a yellow thing in your ass normal???
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
AngryOfficeWorker (353)
2005-06-23 09:20:51
The real question should be...
The real question shold be, when faced with a large painfull yellow thing sticking out of your ass, is it normal to seek advice on a crazy ass internet site rather than going immediately to a doctor?
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Mungbean (220)
2005-06-23 09:43:36
@: AngryOfficeWorker
Perfectly normal
It's called a turd. I get them all the time. When they get so big it becomes painful to pass them it usually results in a multi flush nightmare and I end up having to break it's back with a stick.
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au21 (38)
2005-06-23 11:42:10
squashin' it
Don't stick squash(or is it a banana?) up your bum and it won't hurt when you try to puuuuuush it out.
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Element10010 (520)
2005-07-03 18:50:09
Your typing is realy good for someone in such pain. Should you be doubled over right about now? I'm certainly in pain just knowing that you thought this would be funny to post.
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indigo5 (561)
2005-07-04 14:47:48
Mungbean
thanks, funniest comment of the evening, still laughing now.
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idiot (627)
2005-07-13 12:02:03
u know
u really should see a doctor bout this...
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