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Is it okay to teach your cousin this?
Hello everyone...
Please do not post nasty comments until you at least hear me out...I'm 16 years old, and my Aunt asked me to babysit my little cousin who's 8 years old. She was going out to dinner with her husband so she asked me to watch him for the night. While we were watching TV, he suddenly asked me out of the blue "...what does masturbate mean?" I asked him where he heard that, and he said his friends mentioned it at school. I tried to explain it as a lightly as I could but he continued to ask more questions. Eventually (I don't know why), I decided to show him what it meant. I swear I didn't actually do it for him, but my hand was on top of his and I had him do it through his pants. He didn't object once and he actually said it felt good, but does that make me a pedophile? I mean, perverts are ppl who force kids to do stuff like give them head - I was just satisfying his curiosity. Please tell me what I should do, I told him to keep it a secret for now...
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Comments (26)
slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-03-17 13:34:16
a 16 year old DOES NOT need to be sexually touching a kid for ANY REASON.period.Leave him alone unless you want to ruin your life.Being a registered sex offender will severely hamper you from ever having a normal life.
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INeedToGoWeeWee (6435)
2007-03-17 20:05:15
Thats wrong, and you cant always count on an 8 year old to keep a secret like that! You soooo should not have told him anything about it at that age, let alone show him!!
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ACIDISFUN (6699)
2007-03-18 02:27:17
use your common sence man. hes a kid and at 8 he should know what that means you should have just told him he will find out when hes older and its something he shouldn't be worryed about. its materbating man, 8 year olds should be jerking off. its just not right
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MCIRB16 (6708)
2007-03-18 11:08:22
What should I do?? Should I tell my Aunt? I dont gonna get locked up, and I swear I'm not gay. I mean if he tells his mom then I'm screwed anyways ... this sucks...
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deric (6714)
2007-03-18 18:59:03
I had help masturbating when I was about that age - with the babysitter. I never thought anything of it so I never told. It just felt really good. She was more like 13, but was happy to take my cock and play with it. She'd tell me to touch her too. It was just growing up.
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mmcinnes (6745)
2007-03-19 14:23:07
i done the same with my cousin
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-03-19 19:28:21
Come here you stupid motherfucker, and I can guarantee that after (if ever!!!) you leave you won't be able to sit properly on your ass for ages. Die bitch!!!!!
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INeedToGoWeeWee (6435)
2007-03-20 19:00:22
@: MCIRB16
I think letting people know that your not gay is the least of your problems!

More like child molester!
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-03-21 15:01:14
you should have played ignorant with him! I have to agree with some of the others that have said this stuff could get you into some really trouble you don't want!
And,a perv doesn't have to touch...just the fact they think about the act or atlk about it is enough! Look at it this way SEX sells why do you think there are so many web sites that deal with sex? Because people crave it! They want it so bad they pay for it!
Stay away from this kid (not saying your a pedo but away from any kid is best!)
Good Luck hope this doesn't bite you!
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Broken_FerrisWheel (6844)
2007-03-23 23:48:57
BABYSIT DON'T DEMONSTRATE!!!!! MY GOD! Look, that was very wrong.. you are the older one yes, but if a kid asks you a question like that just EXPLAIN IT!! Let them learn it on their own!! use dolls if you like!!
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-03-24 05:31:05
@: Broken_FerrisWheel
AMEN!!!
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Broken_FerrisWheel (6844)
2007-03-25 23:02:44
@: kristina_696969
AMEN!
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quzan (6411)
2007-03-26 12:59:56
To all you twats with the shit comments read a post before replying.

"I swear I didn't actually do it for him, but my hand was on top of his and I had him do it through his pants."

He never touched him and the kids genitals were still covered. He's not a perv or a pedo... just a normal human that reacted in a way deemed unsuitable by most because of the odd circumstances of the situation. It's no different than the people that freak out when someone they know dies of natural causes or an accident (not involving them) and they hack up the body and bury it somewhere and don't tell anyone even though they wouldn't have gotten in trouble for anything.

People don't always think clearly when caught off guard... grow up children.
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Jak77 (6143)
2007-03-26 16:12:15
as long as it was to just show him and not intended for any sexual afteraction then no your not a pedifile it's just explaning were babies come from and explaning sex and stuf it fine.
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kingwalker (7112)
2007-04-01 04:56:13
do the world a favour ,go and play chicken with trucks on the road, you sick fuck
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-04-01 07:21:40
@: quzan
I know what side of the tracks your from!
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youwishyouknew (7140)
2007-04-02 16:39:02
WTF!
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leahhh001 (7025)
2007-04-02 17:58:33
@: youwishyouknew
well thats a little scary (ive noticed how much i say it)
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little_white_angel (6940)
2007-04-04 17:43:53
ew. you should just tell him how it feels not decide to show him. dumb ass.
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Omofi (7083)
2007-04-05 23:38:22
@: little_white_angel
thats a werid situation ... i wouldnt ever touch the kid though ... the kid might tell his parents u kno ... and people get very paranoid with people at your age
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jondoe (7360)
2007-04-08 16:11:24
dude not only is that weird wrong and disgusting its also illegal bro jail time and youl be a registered sex offender if anyone cathes wind of this your lil cousin better have a quiet mouth but man that fed up bro that was a bad call on your part you may have daaged that kid for life you basically molested him you may have turned him gay but man the more i think about this the more pissed i get not cool not cool
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mikey (7452)
2007-04-11 21:18:03
m8 u are in a very difficult situation if i were you i would just hurry up and leave the country
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thexwizard (7590)
2007-04-18 00:39:00
Dont worry...was curiosity of his reaction..
just dont do it again or maybe someone will enter at ur house tonight....
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iluvher (7847)
2007-04-22 01:49:50
@: thexwizard
not as bad as one kid i know her gave his guy cuzin head and he told someone and word got out now everyone laghfs at him
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olderthanyou (7858)
2007-04-22 06:32:45
OK! Now that everyone else has jumped your sh*t about this, think about what to do next. First, tell YOUR parents what happened so they're not caught off guard if and when your cousins parents come calling wanting to know what happened. Second, let your parents find you a REALLY good therapist, one who can help you with this. I think you're in more trouble than you suspect. Depending on the state you live in you could be facing charges of anywhere from misdemeanor sexual assault to felony child abuse. Third, don't discuss this any further with anyone else, even here, until your parents have found you a REALLY good lawyer.
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-08-03 16:47:15
You are a TRUE homo. You'll be behind bars soon
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