help plz
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im 12y/o and i dot have a clue what any of these sexual terms mean. i know it sounds really perfetic but i have never been told and it aint the sort of thing u go and ask ur mates(well i dont) i have only ever had 3 boy friends and the most i have dun is kissed them i want a boyfriend hu cares will do everything first and really sweet and attractive is that too much to ask?
b l o w job - a job using a leaf blower
a n a l - a planet
f u c k - a type of bird
r a p e - a fun event (use roofies!)
s l u t - your best guy friend
w h o r e - a man friend whom costs money
e a t ing out - going to a restaurant
f i n g ering - pianist skillz
kind hair - hair that's nice
pubes - hair on your head
j a ck off - a camel
c a mel toe - a toe of a desert dwelling animal
nipple - a firepoker