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me and my dog

well, im 36 years old and i am a virgn and have never kissed, well never kissed a girl :( girls seem to stare at me alot when i walked buy, i used to think it was because they thought i was a looker, untill the occasional few just scream and run away. I tryed it with many girls but all seem to reject me, i think my suprise grope tactic isnt very good. so, i really wanted to bonk somthing so i experimented, i squirted ketchup all over my nob and let my dog lick and suck it off. i then taped its mouth shut and did it up the rear. i have done it several times since then, is it normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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datptownguy (6617)
2007-03-21 16:15:24
oh my dear lord, dude u really need 2 have sex....this is kinda fake, but im not gna write u off....r u disabled? or have facial features tht may make them want to run away?? just wondering
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morejewthanyou (6814)
2007-03-21 16:35:25
i dont think this is fake, i do it too. All of my friends do it, they were the ones who told me about it. so your not alone =) at least you didnt fall off of your sofa and loose your virginity. Also, my best tactic for getting some is suprise sex, never fails.
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