Rellak and Rhcp are back town - Is It Normal?

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Rellak and Rhcp are back town

So, we were just fucking around with these horse tranquilisers we found in the street. It was good fun untill Rhcp acidentally shot some random slag in the face. Not fucking joking, she was fucking unconcious in the middle of the pavement.
So what the fuck did we do? The origonal plan was just to jizz in her face and get the fuck out of there, but unfortunately the girl's bf was just coming round the corner. So, we ran back to girl like fucking fugitives and forced ourselves up her pussy. Now, I no this may seem farfetched, but we actually managed to slip up pretty quickly. Anyway, we hid there for four fucking hours untill the girl regained conciousness, LOL! you should have seen her fucking face when we climbed out, she was like WTF?! Anway, we didnt stay to socialise, we just jizzed in her face (again) and got the fuck out of there. Has anyone else experienced an episode like his?

Comments welcome

P.S Its fucking great to be back on isitnormal, we've missed it.

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Comments (9)

cabinet70 (4440)

2007-03-21 18:34:20

we havent missed you

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happylandfill (5012)

2007-03-21 20:33:29

Lol. RHCP know better than to play with guns. They play with drugs instead, so much more fun.

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CuteStrawberry (3780)

2007-03-22 05:21:55

i think i speak for everyone when i say..who cares?

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rellak (2406)

2007-03-22 06:38:24

no stfu, also, happylandfill (you cunt). We arent talking about the band, "yer we were just fucking with the Red Hor Chilli Peppers." FUCKING NO! Rhcp named himself that because he's a fucking fan of the band. If the name fucking confuses you he will change it. YOU CUNT

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MightOfTheMass (6096)

2007-03-22 06:44:14

I have not experienced an episode like that at all and neither have you.

You have a very vivid imagination though, you should put it to good use by being a author and write several books that can be placed in any book shop under FICTION.

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happylandfill (5012)

2007-03-22 07:34:21

@: rellak

It's a joke relating to the band,get over it you retard.

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donkeyspuzz (3277)

2007-03-22 08:23:14

You are both cuntbaggs.

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rellak (2406)

2007-03-22 09:50:20