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plz help me

ok i really need help im not goin to say my age but i am just starting puberty. I look at good stuff on the internet and get big erections. it feels good and i know that im ready to cum but since i only live wit a sister and a mom im not sure how to masterbate correctly. i no this is not a is it normal question but can sum1 please spasificly tell me how to do so thanx
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justincase858 (5372)
2007-03-21 21:42:58
take a knife, preferrably serated, and slowly say into the shaft right above the balls

good luck
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freddytheteddy (6659)
2007-03-22 17:22:33
bet ur 10, if you dont know how to masturbate you don't derserve to. Go fuck your mom you fucking pre-pube
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always_wet16 (6840)
2007-03-22 17:48:35
watch porn - you'll learn
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bthesailor (6827)
2007-03-22 20:32:47
With the right hand waiting, place your thigh on the edge of the swivel table, ask the gentleman with the mellon to take ahold of the neck of the stuffed goose. Switch on the battery and pull the red lever. With the strong leg swing the door into position and Fart loudly.

This is how it is done.
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random345 (6496)
2007-03-22 20:48:58
if ur desprate and ur sis is older, u could ask her. Make it a brother sister moment and ask her real nice, she should show sympathy
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heyk114 (7183)
2007-04-02 22:22:30
hi
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ozzman666 (6472)
2007-04-07 21:12:09
ask your mom and sister to teach you
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dandyascandy (7308)
2007-04-11 22:40:37
U GUYS ARE CRAZY Y WOULD YOU ASK YOU MOTHER HOW TO MASTERBATE
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milanlondon (7473)
2007-04-12 06:41:35
FIRST OF ALL YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL IT. THEN I WILL TELL YOU HOW TO MASTURBATE
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I_DONT_CARE (7474)
2007-04-25 15:52:54
Just pull on your cock.



Oh and make sure your watch porn!!!!
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-06 13:56:55
@: dandyascandy
eerrr..that would be masturbate..dumbass
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-06 14:00:00
get hold of you c0ck..wear gardening gloves..preferably dirty and well used..then rub it with one hand and put you other free hand around the back of your leg and reach under to tickle your own bollox..it gives you a sense of having your nuts caressed by a lady..put false finger nails on the free hand for more of a real womans feel.. failing that go and offer a prostitute some cash and ask for a hand job..tell her its your first and she will help you to understand..
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collectthebatteries (8429)
2007-05-19 13:19:00
Wrap your hand around your cock when it's hard, start going up and down up and down with a good grip, don't stop. After time you will cum, maybe in 1 min, or maybe 10. You could do it in the bathroom on yourself, in the shower, on your bed, anywhere!
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Fallen_Angel100 (7458)
2007-06-18 19:08:53
dude all you have to do is rub it up and down be sure to have a tissue if your not sure just watch a gay porno im sure you'll figure it it out!! lol
loser
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suthersan (9073)
2007-06-26 16:58:17
fallen_angel100 is kind of right u can try searching google or look at gay porn try searching limewire or something for wanking and watch it then copy what they do.
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sarasso (9042)
2007-06-27 13:32:40
dateline alert
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gypsy_street_fighter (10273)
2007-08-29 06:02:05
let your mom teach you
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theprofessional (9228)
2007-09-04 10:41:02
lol your sis will tell you if shes older anyway go in the bath lie down cover your hands in shower gel and with your right hand grip your cock and move your hand up and down after that stick your left hand up your ass lmao chump
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