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Best time of Day

The best part of my day is around 10AM when I know there will be a newspaper in one of the stalls at work. Whether I have to use the bathroom or not, I go into the stall which has a newspaper on the floor, sit on the pot and read the paper for 15 minutes before going back to my desk. Is it normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (5)
Anonymous
2005-05-01 12:35:35
new job?
if thats the best part then maybe a new job would be an idea, isnt the best part of the day going home?
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Anonymous
2005-05-20 11:55:51
I don't intend to make fun of you- but that is really funny!!! It makes you wonder who leaves the newspaper there every morning for you to read it. Maybe one of your coworkers is spying on you!!! In any case, I don't think it's that abnormal - I would probably do it too if I had the chance - what can I say, I'd save all that money!!!!
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Anonymous
2005-07-14 07:09:38
ERRR...
That is the most mundanest 'Is it normal' I've had the misfortune to read. Might as well have asked whether it's normal to avoid eye contact with fellow communters on public transport.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-07-14 11:32:38
GetBackToWorkJohnson
You, Sir, are a waste of corparate capital. Time is Money,
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-08-24 01:06:03
@: METHOSjr.
Oh, well looky here. Looks like Mr. Capitalist was too busy making millions off the poor to finish his sentence!
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