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My lizard
Ok so.........
I was outside and I had mt pet Iguana running around right and then i lost track of him and started freaking out thinking he ran away.
I looked around my yard for a couple of minutes and that's when i spotted it.......
IT WAS A GIANT f**kING TARANTULA THAT HAD THE MAILMAN IN ITS ARMS
Needless to say i started freaking out and before i could help him, the tarantula ripped the mailman in half
Luckily, the town psychopath, Willie, showed up with a 20 foot claymore and started cutting off its legs right which is when i took the opportunity to get behind the thing and f**k it proper.
Willie killed and I came all over its face and i rubbed my nuts on Willie as thanks.
O yea the lizard, never found him.
I was outside and I had mt pet Iguana running around right and then i lost track of him and started freaking out thinking he ran away.
I looked around my yard for a couple of minutes and that's when i spotted it.......
IT WAS A GIANT f**kING TARANTULA THAT HAD THE MAILMAN IN ITS ARMS
Needless to say i started freaking out and before i could help him, the tarantula ripped the mailman in half
Luckily, the town psychopath, Willie, showed up with a 20 foot claymore and started cutting off its legs right which is when i took the opportunity to get behind the thing and f**k it proper.
Willie killed and I came all over its face and i rubbed my nuts on Willie as thanks.
O yea the lizard, never found him.
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