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Cat lickings
My cat will lick anything. And when I say anything I mean ANYTHING! I realized that about 5 monthes ago. One night I was alone and I was SOOOO horny. I found my cat and pulled my pants off. I put my vagina in her face and, like I wanted her to, she started licking it. She licked it for about half an hour. She occasionally stopped but I just forced her to start again. I liked it so much I took my shirt off and made her lick my boobs (mainly my nipples). We did that for about 15 minutes. Next I tried to get her to lick my anus but she wouldn't. I found some cat food an stuck it in between my butt cheeks.I layed down and put her on my back near my butt. She snffed out the cat food and licked it up. After the food was gone she kept licking my anus anyway. We did this for about half an hour. She licked the rest of my body for ten minutes then we stopped.We've done this a lot since then and she has figured it out so now she licks me without cat food. Is it normal
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Comments (9)
El_Supremo_Cheeso (467)
Not really, no.
I think you may be opening yourself up(literally) to a whole host of dieases that people really shouldn't get. That sounds so unhygenic. She licks her own ass clean first remember!
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marybobbins (587)
Buy a vibrator
Don't be desperate take yourself to Anne Summers like normal people
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Anonymous
i think its competly normal!!i wud get sum more cats!
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Tha-Flash (874)
FucK Off
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noko (1059)
cats
i think taht was triflin because cats lick everything, and you said it yourself--everything. i hope that wasn't true because u could at least found someone to do that if you really wanted head that bad.
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Alone (175)
♥ Tuna breath, wow.
I wouldn't do that.
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Kenshin212 (1368)
i guess its normal
u should rent urself and the cat out 2 birthday parties lol no really though i guess its cool considering that its a cat and ur probibly a hot chik just look up some1 in the phone book caus if some random stranger called me up 4 sEx id soo take them up in a heart beat
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bk669 (3031)
scratchy?
Wasn't her tongue wicked scratchy? Besides that, it sounds fine
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cabinet69 (3089)
I dont believe it cats tongues are far too rough and would give you a rash
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