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Kitty Enemas and Laxitives

Last night I went to K-mart with my best friend to buy Metamucil for her cat. Then when we got back to her place we gave her cat a mineral-oil enema and gave it food with Metamucil mixed in. This was all at the advice of a certified vet, not just for fun.
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Comments (9)
dukepost (6726)
2007-03-24 22:18:59
cooooool........
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smithee (4389)
2007-03-24 22:27:32
how do you want me to respond to this one?
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restless (5072)
2007-03-25 00:54:13
If it's from a vet..I guess it's normal, but I think the vet should have performed the enema because I'm pretty sure you can damage something if you don't know what your doing....

And I'm sure that mineral oil shit everywhere in your house can't be sanitary.
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bthesailor (6827)
2007-03-25 04:57:00
Actually Mineral oil can be Very Dangeroug,Especially since the cat could come closet to a catalytic heat source and suffer spontanious feline cumbustion.
it would be better to mix a 50% solution of red pepper extract with Common Potting soil. This with cure all your cat's ailments.
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strippedBare (7067)
2007-04-01 00:23:01
wtf?
thanks for the story, made my day.
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kingwalker (7112)
2007-04-01 04:34:35
i find if i stick my dick up the cat that fixes the problem
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ballsinyourmouth=] (7742)
2007-04-18 22:29:14
wait did i miss the question or something?
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Hairy-stick-nipples (7861)
2007-04-23 17:21:56
For the best results, you should slip a bit of vindaloo in your cats food. Likley outcomes are that you're cat will explode, and the shit will literally hit the fan. Hope this helps,if not all is lost. Put you're cat to sleep.
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bouncexmysoul (3948)
2007-05-06 21:58:05
HAHA. I didn't know K-Mart still existed.
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