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this is a fucking freaky story that i constantly have nightmares about. okay, here it is. well, my roommate is an awesome guy, u know, were reat buddies and were not modest about walking round the house nude and junk, so none of our doors have locks. We dnt care if we walk into the bathroom while he othe guys in the shower. Anyway, were both straight, and me m8 boght hes girlfriend over. shes got long shiny red hair and huge tits and she always wears skimpy clothes. they havent had sex yet and hes neva seen her naked. well anyway, i was going to the bathroom to go to take a whizz, i open the door without nocking coz we never need to. anyways i walk in and theres his gf and shes peeing standing up. Thats right, she had a cock, and she or she finishes peeing and starts to masturbate whilst im watching (he hasnt seen me) i ran out of the bathroom and cracked up laughing. i didnt tell my m8 coz it was so fuckin funny. anyway she comes out of th etoilet and starts making out with my friend, shit funny stuff. anyway there out to leave for dinner and my friend whispers to me "Oh yeah, im gonna lick me sum pussy 2nit" and i whisper back "I think youll be surprised at what youll find" and they both leave. cmon, that is so freaky and funny dnt u think and then the next day he doesnt wanna talk bout it, i askhim why and he says "oh, its just she wasnt my type"