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Is It Normal?
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You want extra mayo with that gorgeous?
I've worked in KFC for about 9 months now but recently I've starting losing the will to live.
The only thing that keeps me going is my obsession with mixing my semen with the mayo when a cute girl asks for a turkey twizzler.
I've recently started picking tagnuts off my hairy ass crack and mixing them in with the crispy bacon pieces but it just leaves me feeling empty and hollow.

Am I normal?
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Comments (8)
Couture (7002)
2007-03-29 12:24:46
this is why i dont eat KFC/Maccas
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didsbury (6741)
2007-03-29 13:05:09
all yankie fast food tastes like crap just try macshithouse
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-03-29 20:52:40
You should try sliding the chicken legs in and out of your arse before you serve them that would be fullfilling and give you purpose in life
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Turdburger (6729)
2007-03-29 23:29:09
i wonder if people do accually do sick shit like that to fast food.
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ultramel (6409)
2007-03-30 02:44:43
i bet that's one of the kernel's secret seven herds and spices
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Turdburger (6729)
2007-03-30 03:25:51
Man i'm never going to eat fast food again, i'm going to throw the fuck up.
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rebelgirl92 (6482)
2007-03-30 19:04:55
i am never going to eat there again
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Daewyn (6220)
2007-04-08 02:57:52
wow....
thx for giving me a reason not to eat at fast food places....
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