Federal Prison is a real treat! Try it, You might enjoy the Perks.

I think it's all the TV our generation watches. I've always wanted to skydive in a tux like 007.

Yeah wierd, I always feel guilty, and feel like im acting suspiciously. Must be something in the water.

lol my boyfriends uncle tried to rob a bank and even brought in a fake bomb!! he gave a note to the teller threatning their lives with this so called bomb (it was a flashlight with an antenna taped together with black duct tape) needless to say he got caught before the teller even read the note because there was an off duty police officer in uniform, in the building! hes facing a mininum of 20 years in a federal prison! word of advice dont act apon your thoughts.

ohmygosh thats hilarious! a flashlight with an antenna taped together with black duct tape?!? i soo need to try that out

I love the way you talk! I think crime is sexy! Who are you? I can tell you have a wild side!

Do it!

Why don't you just think of raping every girl you pass? Or shooting every scary looking person you see? Not normal. Next story.

Pofis? is that you? or Griffen?

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