Forthing Of The Mass
Is it normal to want to witness the Forthing Of The Mass each and every weekend?
My cravings for witnessing the Mass is insatiable.
I would go through hell or high water to see the Mass Forthing on a large scale, I get really impressed with The Mass when numbers exceed 60 and on one occasion the mass forthed with number of over 110.
Is this normal ?
I must confess I was deeply upset earlier in the year when one mass member absconded and went to a near rival.
I was however, pleased that he soon saw the light and returned to the one and only real MASS.
I hope this man attends his meeting of docks on Thursday and brings in any receipts from saleable tickets.
Is that all you have to say ???? You shall be massed, it is written in the hocks.