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My girlfriend has never had a real boyfriend before. I mean real. She hasn't ever had any good sexual pleasure! When I try to slide my hand down her jeans, she always puts her hand there to stop me! She lets me touch her boobs and that's just about it! How can I make her want me to pleasure her?! I really really and did i say really need pleasure her!
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Comments (15)
KelticStripes (7120)
2007-04-02 11:03:29
Maybe you should wait until shes ready. A relationship can't be one sided. You have respect her feelings and don't push what she's not ready for.
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sisophous (3738)
2007-04-02 11:30:44
You will find a girl who does not want a sexual experience to not be much fun if you try to push her into it. Either give her time, or find someone else for such pleasure. It is counterproductive for both you and her to force things that are not welcome.
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vicky (7000)
2007-04-02 14:40:47
@: KelticStripes
Try something new. give her flowers or gifts and then kiss her and then try to hold her ass gently she would't even know about it. Foreplay is must !!! Try to attack at her weak spot i.e her neck.. lick it,suck it and bite it. Beware if not done properly u might be the one to suffer.
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youwishyouknew (7140)
2007-04-02 15:14:59
I agree with Vicky. FOREPLAY IS A MUST! The whole neck and ears thing works. About an hour of this and she will be to horny to resist! Good luck ;)
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Anoynmous (7085)
2007-04-02 17:49:16
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
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insecure69 (7185)
2007-04-03 21:29:21
u can pleasure her without going in her pants (u can rub outside of the jeans) itll work
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little_white_angel (6940)
2007-04-05 22:01:57
talk to her about it, and just kiss her and makeout , and pleasure her.
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monkeyboo (6957)
2007-04-06 04:41:50
ask er wat she want u to do 2 her,
wisper dirrty things in her ear and say ehat u would do to her if u has the chance (if she likes that stuff) ask her what she wants u to do to her ___x
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cooleobec (7641)
2007-04-16 01:51:56
yer wat the first coment said
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OnAftermath (7777)
2007-04-19 23:52:44
thats a step past, she probably doesnt want to move that fast.
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Emerdoodle (4970)
2007-04-22 15:56:37
She probably dnt want to have sex until shes married...or maybe she just dnt want to have sex with you loser!!!
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niggorman09 (4308)
2007-05-24 21:39:23
Pull a gun on her and tell her to take her cloths of and bend over, works every time! (If she still says no say "Do it or i'll fucking kill you, bitch!" and shoot the floor or something)
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Gaara (5917)
2007-06-25 10:13:36
Knock her over the head with a plank of wood THEN you may pleasure her. ={D
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give4freedom (9684)
2007-08-01 17:58:41
SHE is not ready, respect that, god gave you a hand enjoy.
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Duncanism (7217)
2007-09-08 16:57:28
well try to be very slow and quiet about putting your hand there and maybe she will just not notice and then all of a sudden she is just being pleased and loving you!
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