childhood
When I was 4 or so I was in love with the girl across the street and she agreed to marry me.
Back then they had batteries that kind of looked like sticks of dynamite and I told her I had some dynamite and we could kill our parents and run away and get married. I think I must have scared her because after that when I asked her to play she said she had to ask her invisable friend first and her friend always said no.