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I feel reall stupid asking this but how many "holes" do we have and what hole do we masterbait in? lol I am a girl that is 11.
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leahhh001 (7025)
2007-04-04 18:02:32
we have three (duh). i think you know which hole to masterbate in. I don't do it, though. :)))
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smithee (4389)
2007-04-04 18:08:57
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i agree, how do you not know how many "openings" you have.
1. Vagina
2. Pee hole and
3. Anus
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hyperinsane (7245)
2007-04-04 18:17:34
Actually we have 9:
1. anus
2. vagina/urethra
3. mouth
4. left nosril
5. right nostril
6. left ear
7. right ear
8. left tear duct
9. right tear duct
*sigh*
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pryoboy888 (7252)
2007-04-04 23:07:06
u finger in thwe pussy were u piss from and up the ass were u shit from
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smithee (4389)
2007-04-05 08:45:38
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yeah i know that, i was talking about the openings "down there"
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-04-05 08:48:14
If you are eleven years old, try waiting a while before you try it, your a tad too young.
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itsalwaysfreakingnormal (7202)
2007-04-05 09:57:09
Depends. I'd say three. Although don't forget to do your homework first.
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dukepost (6726)
2007-04-06 18:18:20
Nice one.
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BobbyFakeName (7310)
2007-04-06 23:22:01
Its the bottom one...not ur ass though
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Ilovealotbutnotyou22118877D930 (10710)
2007-09-20 11:45:34
three holes, the front is the secund is that your mastrubate with!
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THE CANNIBALS OF EAST AFRICA
I am upsessed with my friends mom
jews are hot
Shower before Bath
Out in public
1. Vagina
2. Pee hole and
3. Anus
1. anus
2. vagina/urethra
3. mouth
4. left nosril
5. right nostril
6. left ear
7. right ear
8. left tear duct
9. right tear duct
*sigh*