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Looked in the mirror !
This morning when I got out of bed, I staggered into the bathroom, deposited my human waste in the toilet, showered, then brushed my teeth, all in all, a normal mornings routine... until...I looked in the mirror and noticed that my head has changed colour !!! I now have a tangerine coloured head.
I do not use any false tanning crap or any other creams as im a bloke. I dont use sunbeds or anything either.
I then noticed that I also had some thin royal blue lines running amongst my tangerine head.
Is this normal ?
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I simply bought another mirror and by did I look pretty, I knew the old mirror was a liar.
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If you are wise, you'll listen to me
This might sound like Bullshit to some but we keep telling her she needs to see a dermatologist to find out what damage she has done to her skin!!!
Please do not doubt that I am telling the truth, for if I am anything, I am not a liar.
My tangerine head has nothing to do with tanning, I am simply a Dial de Tange.
Around 50 more folks in my town have the same problem !!!
I still think you need to see a skin DR!!!
Sorry for the mix up!
Hope you have a good day!!!
Although I wont be going to see a Doctor as I and the other 50 odd folks with the same 'problem' actually like having tangerine heads.
tange life is good, tange life is normal
:)
I simply believe its to do with our mass consumption of ale and our tange like religion of being a dial.
Have a good one mighty!
I doubt very much we would get deported because the town we hail from boasts a 99.9% population of ayrian anglo saxon heritage folks.
As for the mouse trap, it would have to be one almighty trap to capture The Great White Rodent.
Now bake your potato in the oven on 300 degrees celcius for an hour or three.
Fester.