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I sh*t my pants at work
I sh*t my pants at work yesterday and everyone knew it. I was standing with all the workers on my shift waiting for the boss to come out and tell us what the word was I dont know what I ate but in a two second period I was ready to sh*t my brains out then the boss came out but I didnt care so I turned and started pushing through the crowed to the rest room and when about half was I couldnt control it anymore and it just came out. I was wearing shorts too so the people that were not already looking at me because i was running towards the bathroom looked when they heard two big gobs of my sh*t hit the floor like a pound of chocolate. I stoped and turned and everyone was looking then someone started laughing then about half of them broke out in laughter and I looked right at this girl who I really like alot and she just had the sickest look on her face so before the tears came out I just turned and ran out the door to my truck and went home where I spent all last night crying. I was sappose to be there today but I didnt go and I dont know if my job is in jepardy but I just cant go back. What should I do?
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Comments (19)
fitlife_411 (7293)
2007-04-06 10:12:55
i think someone spiked your drink dude or food
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fitlife_411 (7293)
2007-04-06 10:13:21
oops continued i think you should check shit out and beat the shit out of someone
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fitlife_411 (7293)
2007-04-06 10:20:13
@: fitlife_411
no pun intended
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Broken_FerrisWheel (6844)
2007-04-06 13:32:45
First off Sir...when you have the urge to go..DON'T HOLD IT..I think maybe you should go back to work..Humilliating or not..Be a man about it..Go to work. Give it at least 3 days.. If it all doesn't work out then find a new job. These things happen.

Good Luck to you sir.
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Nodo_TheRanter (5564)
2007-04-06 15:46:32
Perhaps looking into an anal re-tread?
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undergooger (7292)
2007-04-06 16:09:56
i feel so sorry for you, tho u do have to confront ur fears
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sisophous (3738)
2007-04-06 16:57:36
To hell with all the people who take joy at your expense. The world is full of jerks, and your co-workers have no respect to publicly laugh about it. I never had such an accident but came very close one time when I was driving home on the parkway and was stuck in my car and couldn't get off the road. You can't run from things in life that are unpleasant, you have to deal with them. I suggest you go back to work and behave as if nothing ever happened. While the incident may be constantly on your mind, people quickly forget about such things after they get their fill of making jokes about it. So, go back to work. Accidents happen, deal with it and forget it.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-06 17:35:42
even if this did happen how is it a sex question?learn to post.
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Knock_It_off (6904)
2007-04-06 18:47:49
It's normal. One time I was at the mall and noticed a woman walking quickly towards the exit. Thought she stole something. But then I saw pieces of brown things on the floor, that sh!t was trailing behind her. It was coming out of her pants leg. People were skipping over her crap. Then another time my cousin was babysitting some kids and I came over. She was in her kitchen and suddenly brown liquid started running down her leg. She couldn't move because it would get everywhere. Her niece said "ewwww what is that?!". I had to keep the kids away from her. She had to clean up in the kitchen because the rest of the house war carpeted, couldn't walk to the bathroom. Some people have weak butt muscles. Sh!t happens.
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Polar_Bear (7335)
2007-04-07 17:56:27
Go in tomorrow and ask for a raise.
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little_white_angel (6940)
2007-04-10 17:48:17
ew
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Juicy (7683)
2007-04-17 08:03:34
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL o shit son
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gangbang420 (5524)
2007-04-18 00:17:22
LOL
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ballsinyourmouth=] (7742)
2007-04-18 22:35:43
hha my stomach hurts from laughing...dude thats gross but yea be a man about it go back to work and if anyone has a problem or somethhing sarcastic to say shit on them
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-04-19 04:09:18
Go back to work and shit in your bosses coffee.
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Mimir2 (3348)
2007-04-19 05:50:55
A Norwegian class went to Iceland once and from the airport there's about a 40min drive to the city.
On the way there is nothing but lava fields,
and this one Norwegian guy just absolutely couldn't hold it in, it was just coming.
So they stopped the bus but there was no place to hide really.
Eventually he had to shit lying on his back
holding him up with his hands behind a rock that barely hid his private parts with the entire class right by, laughing.
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-04-19 12:52:07
hahahahahahahaaaahahahaaaaaahahahahaha...

u shit your pants...
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-04-19 12:54:02
actually i shit my pants just the other day..i've been training and using a protein powder that you mix into milk or water and i think i mixed and drank a bit too much...first off i thought it was a fart but when it squelched out i knew i was in deep shit.. it was like whipped, melted chocolate.
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-08-17 21:19:30
LMFAO
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