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Put America on a different planet
I recently travelled to America and I never want to go back. Not only was the smog so bad I found the place a hell hole. I think Americans are the rudest people on earth and dont belong here. Most of the wars are caused by Americans because they want attention and they think their sh*t doesnt stink. They say that it is the best country in the world, well thats bullsh*t. Poverty is bad and if they put the money they spend on wars onto their own people they wouldnt have to live in dumpsters. Its always about poor America and how they get blown up, well what do you expect you ask for it. You all fly off the deepend about little things and no one else matters as long as you f**ks are happy. Well go take your country and move. We would be a much happier planet.
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I, a British citizen, agree!
You got all that from a little visit?

Where the fuck did you visit?
I visited Los Angeles.
@: errol
thats the problem. you judge a whole country by only visiting the worst city in it ?
I'm American and I understand the animosity of this poster considering this person visited Los Angeles. It is grossly unfair to use Los Angeles as a reflection of America because it represents nothing that is great about America. If you visited New York, the people and the state would have an overwhelmingly positive effect on your image of America. Los Angeles is not the real America, rather it is an area of fruits and nuts.
I understand that los angeles is a hell hole, but I still think the same about all of America. President Bush is the most dumbest fuck on this earth. Im sick of hearing on the news and papers about your sick fucked up country. I think new york is the murder capital of the world and im pretty sure you have more trailer parks and trailer trash than any other country in the world.
@: errol
You sound pretty ignorant. You porbably get your opinions from your america-hating friends and parents.
How the fuck do you know. Are you American. My parents have travelled to america and they didnt like it much either. I am entitled to a opinion so dont call me ignorant you fuck!
@: errol
Wrong, New York City is the safest big city in all the USA, that if fact. It is also the cleanest. The bad reputation from back in the 70s may linger but if you visited today you would have a different opinion. Also, if your parents don't like America either, they should try visiting other places. Los Angeles would be the last place in the entire country I'd suggest anyone visit.

As far as beauty goes, the USA is the most scenic on the entire planet, you have no knowledge if you think otherwise. Have you ever seen Alaska? Hawaii? the Rockies? any National Park????? I'd rate New Zealand as a close second as far as beauty goes.
@: errol
lol did I hit a nerve? you seem to exaggerate everything, even your own reactions.
Its ok to have an opinion, but you are not stating your opinion, you are taking mild experiences and matching them with things you pulled out of your ass to describe things you don't even understand.
All you americans seem to hate Los Angeles it must be bad why dont you fix it up
Sure thing, I'll just fly over there right now and whip things into shape.

0_o
I'm not American, but I've been there a few times and the American people are the most polite people! The people in the UK are NO WAY as polite as the Americans!
@: errol
Visiting LA was your first mistake. What kind of a trip was this? I certainly hope that wasn't your vacation. You seem to be very biased and very eager to judge America poorly. You sure you aren't influenced by your America-hating parents? And cab, people have tried to clean up LA, the problem is LA doesn't want to be cleaned up.
You cant blame all of america for the actions of a few homicidal people like Bush.I have heard that Americans are some of the friendliest people around.Its bush and Blair who should be jettisoned to another planet.I am intrigued by America and plan to visit New York soon to see if its the same as on the films!
24hourman UK.
Well you visted LA no wonder,we know that LA is a hell hole.you come here and visit the biggest nastiest city and then whine.get better informed before you travel, whiney ass.
As soon as I started reading your description of the U.S. I knew you were talking about LA. Who in the hell would come to the U.S. and go to LA? Did you hire a retarted travel agent or something? New York is the greatest city on the planet, try going there. I live in Miami Beach, and there are so so many Europeans who live here in the winter and who vacation here. That is because it is better than any places in Europe, unless you are there to see historic sights. Europe has gone to crap. Half baked socialist governments and ignorant people are abundant.
Oh, and 'most dumbest' does not make any sense, stupid sh it.
Will you shut up with that aids talk.
You are a turd give it up stay out of our country if you dont like it you get to stay where ever it is you live and never come back. Dont even start with the war you are just going to piss me off.
McFly you work at Taco Bell
You dont use all the lingo like the brits do on here like mate and stuff like that I would have never guessed, but I think our fishing trip is now impossible thats to far to travel. And yes its a fast food returant that serves mexican food that give you the shits when you eat it, well atleast me it does.
hey, I live in the US and he's half right, this place kinda sucks and everyone is cranky cuz they need their starbucks and valume,or their three ADHD kids stress them out. If LA wasn't so smog filled I'd like it more than where live but this place does suck.
LA is definitely not the place to visit if you come to USA. I do happen to agree that the president is a moron, but you can't really judge a whole country based on that. I do wish the ultra-conservative people and rednecks were shipped off to a different planet, though. Oh, and I think really fat people should leave too, because obesity is an incredibly huge problem in USA, and people are just getting fatter. That is something I do not want to see.
Americans are waiting patiently for California to slide quietly into the ocean after the next earthquake.
That's the truth.
@: roger49
Word.
And we will put ourselves on a new planet when you dumb fu cks are done being our slaves.
@: muyguay
You sound like a true liberal i love it, renecks and ultra concervatives? Its going to be great when because of people like you we have to pull out of Iraq and then we get to fight the war here on our own soil I know our four fathers would be proud to see what you guys are doing for their "free country" and how bad it has back fired on us. I hope there is no such thing has re-encartnation because I really dont want to come back to this crap.
yes you i understand your point. but i hope you dont honsetly believe all americans are like that. I dont like our president, and i dont believe in war, and all the things we are doing, but we also do a lot of other good things. I think you should recognise this point of veiw, it is more realistic. i do agree with what your saying, but maybe you should remember a lot of americans dont agree with whats happening and we just dont have the power to change this, except some do but they make bad desisions.
I think it would be physically impossible to actually move something that is the size of America onto another planet.

The logistics would be impossible surely ?
LOL, he thinks LA is a shit-hole? Did he cross the bridge and see Compton?
Yes, we are the richest nation in the world, and yet we have the worst health-care, worst work ethic of any 1st world nation. America is still a child of a nation when you think about it, and bound to fuk-up a bit here and there, more like a retarded child with learning disabilities, but I digress....
here are the facts on most dangerous city
Brick, New Jersey is America's Safest City

St. Louis, Missouri Ranks is Most Dangerous
and I live 3 hours from St. Louis, and I love St. Louis.

I noticed many of you posting have a distorted view of the world. Like chrisUFC, i mean what are we over there fighting for, hell if I know anymore, WMD? no Osama? no Oil, probable, Haliburton contracts, probable
and for your information, the US has never-ever. I repeat NEVER been invaded. you are an idiot talking about fighting them here if we pull out..We are creating more terrorist with the WAR and making things worse, we need to leave ASAP... no one jumped into out civil war, but we always want to jump into everyone else's. Vietnam, being a perfect example.
The US still gives massive amount of money to people worse then Osama so we can have a military base in their country(I mean we trained Osama) We are huge hypocrites and we(the US) are the world's biggest terrorists. Profit over people. bottom line. war makes money.
The U.S. has the laziest work ethic? Maybe in buttfuck, Alabama, but go to any major city and see businessmen working 100 hours a week (compared to 35) and then say that shit.
If we have the worst health care system, why the hell are so incredibly many people from other countries (most notably Canada and Europe) coming here to get treated? You are just spitting back the uneducated rhetoric that the media has been feeding you, and have no idea about actual provable facts.
Exactly what he said. The thing that pisses me off the most is bush blair and sadam all started this war and what happened to them....exactly NOTHING but what is it now likve 3 million ppl have died cus of those prick they should all be shot. complete twats
@: cop15
btw im talking about what errol said.......Yeah right it wasnt a fix he won the elections
@: cop15
Actually, I believe Saddam recently was hung, and they denied him his last Islamic rights (saying some prayer twice) and his head popped off because the rope was the wrong length. (I think that last part is right). And the U.S. was going in there regardless of whether or not Blair was with them, so do not blame him. Remember how much the English loved him before Iraq? He is an excellent politician who does what he feels is right. The world would be better served if more democratically elected officials were like that.
@: muyguay
What good would kicking out the fat people do? its a societal problem too, just look at the crap in school cafeterias and in the shelves in supermarkets. That was a stupid thing to say.
To the poster :

So we start most of the wars huh?

Do you know any history, do you know what the Big 3 is, and why it was created.

Who started both WWI AND WWII? Germany, not us, that's for damn sure. And the only reason we got involved.. Japan Pearl Harbor = America in War.

You must not know much, and like others said you have yet to see the positives of our country.

Yes, for a government with a lot of money we do have a high poverty level, and we have the highest teen suicide level.

I know, most of us (Americans) know that we don't have the best country, but we're a work in progress, a new president would help.. dammit, I hate Bush.

You need to get your facts and history right buddy.

Angel ♥
the reality of it is that we cannot pull out of iraq.

you've seen gas/oil prices, the major supply of that to America comes from the area in which we are deployed.

We are in the middle of a civil war between sunis and shiits, and we should not be there, but now that we're in this predicament, we can do nothing but support the men and women over there.

Angel
You need to learn to take it easy on the retarded, it's easy for them to become confused. If there are people who are genuinely retarded who read this and are offended by my calling chrisUFC a retard, you can speak to me in my office.
@: roger49
no i take absolute no offense in this comment at all. in fact me and the freaking retard get in a lot of arguments over some of the posts that never end, because he is a closed minded, stuck in a rut, dick face
@: errol
" i visited Los Angeles"

well no wonder. LA is a stinking hell hole. every one in america hates it and is waiting for an earthquake to separate it from the mainland or destroy it altogether.

Try going to more than 1 place in the USA before judging. Its a big country, you dope
This is errol the original writer of this post. I think everyone who has written on this must all be American. They are all snapping at each other and will do anything to say a good word about their fucked up country. If it was that good you all would be ignoring this post and not fighting back. You all make me sick!!!!
@: errol
i have to disagree. i am the only one here that is an American and DIDN'T argue about your post if you read mine. i would much rather live in another country, same goes for my mother..if it wasn't for my dad..we would have never stayed in this god forsaken country. i much rather prefer london, France, Italy, or any other place far far away form here with a coast
We Americans argue because in our country we have freedom of speech, and a right to an opinion, not to say other places don't, but hey.
I see by your profile that you live in New Mexico. New Mexico is not the USA. It is a relatively small part of the USA, and not typical of the rest of the country.

Saying you hate living in the USA is like saying you don't get along with brunettes. its like saying you don't like sandwiches. See what i'm saying?
Agreed, 100%.
i fcukin love America..and i'm from Liverpool in uk ! I have never been there but one day i hope to go there and become a famous Hollywood actor.. UK is sh1te.. ask any normal person from uk what they think of it and they will tell you how sh1te it really is...unless they're fcukin thick cunts. Liverpool f.c. is now owned by two americans..America is the way forward..we want guns aswell.. i want to have the right to shoot the b@stard who tries to get in my house and steal my things..i would love to catch a smack head on my property when i was cleaning my pump action shotgun...that would be so hilarious watching his skinny arse fly through the air as i fill him full of lead... hehehe.. UK sucks my balls and i was born there..
I am all for America being on another planet!!! When can we go? Can we leave all the illegal aliens behind? What about the African Americans that don't want to be here and say they are owed something because they never choose to be here any way! Can we leave all the people that have come over and taken citizenship just to draw off of our welfare and social security? Can We leave the crimainals..(Why not isn't that what Britan did when they sent the criminals to Australia.)

Yeah I am all for it so when some one comes up with that spaceship lets go!
what..that made no since.. do you even know where new mexico is?..the south west..half above texas next to arizona under colorado....not..and i repeat not the country MEXICO as many people think..if you say that,,than you must think that texas and california and arizona...aren't really part of the us as well? since they were once part of mexico. i'm guessing thats why you say so.
Yes, we should totally be put on a different planet, and when we get there, nuke earth and we'll be the only one's left.

GREAT idea starter of this topic!
@: errol
No wonder, if the US were to get an enema, LA is where they'd put the hose. How many square miles is the United States, and he judges the whole country by ONE CITY???

Come out to central Ohio, or someplace down in the south, or ANYWHERE but the west coast. Don't judge the United States by the city in which most of the locals are illegal immigrants. don't be an ignorant douchenozzle limey bastard commie pinko.

Doon, I was just about done with this before I scrolled up and saw you read my mind. Rock on!

PS to the OP-Good, we don't want you back here anyway! f***in foreigners:)
As much as i like being American, I know what you mean. I'd rather live in my Italy house all the time, Its much friendlier and cleaner there.
You need to re-read it. It says that New Mexico ISN'T THE USA, not isn't IN the USA.


Angel
i read what he wrote..its the same thing..not the usa..not in..slight difference, but still means the same thing..he is talking about the people and culture, correct?
he is saying that it is one portion of the USA and the entire country should not be judged by what is there if they have yet to see other parts of the country.

there is a huge difference.
ok..i saw what he said..but no part of the country is the same, each state is different and has different cultures, louisiana for instance, voodoo, a lot of people believe in and practice this. in other states it is unheard of ..see what im saying?
This is errol the oringinal writer of this post again. I really enjoy how the americans defend their country so much. I am from Australia and yes we are the best country in the world. I have been to Italy, Egypt, London, New york, Los angeles, china, Japan, and Hong Kong. All the trips Ive done I always cant waith to get home. Just on the news the other day was a story about a shooting in Virginia. Now that is my point about America. They have mass murderer shootings at schools and where ever that is my main point. America sucks.
I hate to tell everyone but America has done the thing your doing now lots of times allways for the country's personal gain, but masked cleverly through your extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely biased media. Please look it up on the web, generally you dont invade, you just sponsor coups (i'ts like telling little children to fight for a lollypop)
@: errol
america doesnt suck, your mother sucks.
@: errol
the shooter wasnt originally from america, he had an accent, and his great aunt i believe it was.. commented on him saying she was sorry for him not knowing that he was going to be so much trouble for america... he was from south korea
@: errol
ans when i go on a trip..i like going far far away from home..the only reason i want to come home..is for my family..if i could tote my family along..i would and would never come back
You're right, we did have a mass shooting. 33 people are dead, and may they rest in peace. This is the largest School Shooting in American history, and like the post abovce, he was an immagrant, so if everyone wasn't pushing and shoving to be in our country we wouldn't have so many problems. Yes some Americans are just dumb as shit and cause problems, but the other half of the problem is Aliens that come from other countries.

As for (7321) I do understand what you're saying and we agree, but you make it sound negative. They judeged the ENTIRE country by that one culture/region they were in, within the US.

Who was the first country to send money/national guard aide to the Tsunami accident a year or two back, yea.. that was us, the US.

We all have our problems, but we try to help the world, so why everyone is anti-american, i don't know..

I'm not Anti-Bush, but I am pro-intellegance, wait.. they're the same thing.
@doondoon

wait... im confused... are you saying that New Mexico isn't part of the USA?? cus if thats what you're saying, then you, sir, are retarded.
You know your last comment is exactly what the author of this story wanted! He wants to pull you off your square, and he did it. Australia is a place where the Btit's took all their undisrables and dumped them. That's fact. America is a land of freedom. Yes some were brought here against their will but if their decindents want to go back to where they came from they are more than welcome to LEAVE.

America, is the defender of the WORLD..yes the WORLD. And, all other counties are jealous, that's fact. Sad thing about it is that we over here are getting taed to death because we are trying to help out all the ungratefuls.

How did this story turn into a story about the Korean kid at V Tech anyway? Or about the fact that yeah New Mexico is really apart of the U.S.A.? Think some people need to learn how to read a map!
americas a shit hole full of fat bastards and arogant fucks
thank you for addressing me as "sir". I appreciate the respect. I may actually be retarded, but I am not saying that New Mexico is not a part of the US, only that it is a small part of the US and not typical of the country. BTW, I lived in New Mexico for almost 3 years.
you need to learn to read, sweetie. I did not say that New Mexico was not part of the US, I said it was a small part of the US. I lived in New Mexico for almost 3 years so I know where it is. Thanks for the info in any case.
"New Mexico is not the USA. IT IS A RELATIVELY SMALL PART OF THE USA, and not typical of the rest of the country."

saying "New Mexico is not the USA" may be confusing, but the part after - "IT IS A RELATIVELY SMALL PART OF THE USA..." makes the first part very clear.Or it should. Of course i realize that a lot of people here dont read very well.
ty :*
Well done. You've managed to use an event which occurred some 150 years ago as a way of classifying a country in the present day. It just shows how little shit you have on Australia, that you have to bring up something which occurred that long ago, and which has extremely little baring on present-day dynamics.
As for ALL the other countries being jealous of the US; how do you actually know that is a fact?
i did read your comment. obiviously i know how to read, otherwise i would not know how to write! i am going to admit here that i have a learning disability, which includes reading, i can read a certain item at least 5 times before i truly see what it says. that really only happens when something repeats or seems to repeat itself.

i still dont see how you think "New Mexico is not the USA. IT IS A RELATIVELY SMALL PART OF THE USA, and not typical of the rest of the country."
if you could please elaborate. that would be great.

every state is different and has different types of cultures in it. i don't see what the fuck your talking about
This is errol again. first of all I cant understand the bullshit about New Mexico, who gives a fuck where the cunt is. Second of all I read a comment about the original post who is me being a man, well Im a girl. Another fact about America, didnt the world trade centre get hit by planes by the americans? Wasnt is for a little bit of attention? Or was it just to start a war? I also heard that it was done because you guys needed some more oil or weapons, so why not steel it from another country. Yeah now thats intelligents. NOT!!!!!
@: errol
wow... you are incredibly stupid. You obviously have no understanding of what occurred, and if you do, its from your mommy or your idiot conspiracy theorist friends.
@: errol
hey hun, don't believe everything you read. Unless you live in the U.S. you wouldn't understand what happened.

Americans did not hit the twin towers, the pentagon, and they did not crash that plane into a PA field. And for your information, I do know, I f.u.cking live in PA.

I persoanlly went to Groud Zero, and it almost brought me to tears. To see the place where all those innocnet lives were taken.

I saw live footage, and the sounds were terrible. People who were trapped jumped from 10 or more stories up, their bodies crashing the ground sound like cars crashing at 65mph.

Now im sorry that you're ignorant, but you need to get over it.

No, we aren't the best country, but dammit, we help as much as we can, and if your hatrid for us is so great, you must just envy us that f.u.cking much that you can't deal with it anymore.

burn in hell, im sick of arguing with you ignorant ba..stards.
Hows snappy now babyangel. I dont envy you at all. I love australia. You are obviously american because your nastiness is just what Ive been telling people about america. I can read through all these post and pick every american in it. You are all snappy and rude fuckers.
@: errol
"You are all snappy and rude fuckers."


You sound like a perfect example of your hoplessly skewed vision of americans.... hypocrite, and a bitter one at that.
@: errol
Americans aren't the only people with attitudes. apparently you are a rude snappy fucker too. Italians can have attitudes, oh yeah Irish people have hot heads..shall i go on?

so you see, its not the country, its the person and how they were raised.