Easter, Not what it used to be - Is It Normal?

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Easter, Not what it used to be

Hi, I'm really worried about this and don't think it's very normal at all. I was wandering around the mall recently looking for the new Fallout Boy album when I noticed the Easter bunny was in the store, wandering through. I just learned last year that the Easter Bunny is a man in a rabbit costume and not a genetically modified one as my parents told me. Anyways, I thought nothing of it, bought my CD and left, but soon after felt the need to drain the sea monster. I stopped by the men's urinals and began to relieve myself when the Easter bunny himself stepped up beside me and began to use the urinal. The situation was comedic at first, given the odds of running into an Easter bunny at a urinal, but things quickly changed as I glanced down and noticed the bunny was....well-endowed. I quickly realized that he had seen my glance downwards and he returned the stare. "You uh....you got mail" he chuckled. I followed suit and zipped up my fly, heading to leave, when suddenly he stopped me, slamming me into a stall. "You're not going anywhere, boy" he said. I found myself overcome with lust. He pushed me further into the stall where we proceeded to have hot bunny sex. After it was all over I realized I had not seen his face. when I asked him about this he said "This is my face, Donnie", and left.

So, should I have submitted to this bunny so quickly, or should I have stayed it out and maybe started dating first?