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Penis Puppet Show
Is this Normal? Can anyone else do this? I do puppet shows for my wife with my penis. Now don't missunderstand I don't dress it up and preform an entire routine. Once in awhile he will appear with a little hat on. (I have a little Santa hat and a little green Leprcaun hat).This is what I can do. My penis only has to be semi-errect for this to work. I can flex my dong at will and sync the throbbing to what I'm saying. It' a real riot to make it throb in my shorts and make it say stupid funny cute stuff.
The other cool thing she realy likes is when I have it all the way in her and make it throb and move. she says it feels like I'm comming and really turns her on. I also have great control and almost never come before she's had enough-sometimes she gets more than she wants actually. I am also 40 years old and have never had any trouble yet getting it up or doing it multple times a day/night.
Is this normal?
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Comments (12)
Anonymous
2005-07-01 23:52:52
While this seems a tad odd, it's funny. My boyfriend can flex his penis too, and I think it's funny. Actually, your wife is very lucky have such an amusing husband, and you are lucky have a wife with a sense of humor. I think you are normal, and just enjoy a good time. Keep on doing it.
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Mungbean (220)
2005-07-02 06:08:55
@: silence
The boy has got skills!
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wizard (278)
2005-07-03 09:50:19
You are blessed with the ability to do that,women like it a lot!!

My vote....normal.
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Anonymous
2005-07-10 20:11:43
Can't all guys do that? Why can't you do it with a totally erect penis? My wife likes it when I hand her a towel with mine. The post-coital twitch action has always produced squeals.
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AngryWallFlower (643)
2005-07-16 19:40:40
oh shit
that shit is fucked up u shouldnt be flopin yo dick about
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julep (371)
2005-07-20 23:01:40
wow
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sassy (705)
2005-08-03 23:55:33
@: julep
Wow
No!!!! Not all guys can do that but the ones that can don't have a problem finding a girlfriend or keeping the girlfriend they have.
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pinki (2403)
2006-06-13 10:43:49
My boyfriend does the same. And I find it arousing when we are having sex and I feel it flex and move. I think this is completely normal!
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2006-06-13 17:08:03
@: pinki
Watch 'Muppets Take Manhatten'
It will change your outlook on life itself with its wise ways.
You should dress him up for Halloween; I'm by the end of the night you'd have a countless candy bars, several caramel apples and a cease-and-desist order.
Try glow-in-the-dark condoms; just beware of the numerous fireflies that will try to hump you. Or, if you're gay, you could put on an interesting reenactment of 'Star Wars.'
You should go for the Mr. Peanut look; top hat, monocle, cane...or you could go Hollywood and perform 'The Producers.' A dick standing and talking for about four hours was the real-life equivalent anyhow.
You could get him his own agent; produce dramedys.
As for the sexual aspect; I would think by 40 it would be crank-operated. Less sex, more performances. Attempt an opera sometime; just remember to try to keep a hard-on. You don't want it to be a 'flop.'
Peace.
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BOB-O (1637)
2006-06-14 06:32:32
I'm doing it right now.
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deamond (5379)
2007-01-29 19:21:07
Not a bad idea
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Reznor (10718)
2007-09-21 15:43:24
leobutkurnel: That was the funniest comment I've read so far.
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