drug testing is hard to outsmart anymore.My wife does drug testing and she said they have a new test that can detect pot use anytime within the past 11 WEEKS.the best way to foil a pot test is just not use any.

Yeah if figures you would be an expert on this subject sitting there listening to the doors rolling a fat one. I got an idea STOP DOING DRUGS then maybe you will pass them stop working so hard to beat the system and just be a drug free person im sure your health will thank you.

Drink lots of water, drink any thing and every thing that will make u piss lots, you need to flush your system out,but sometimes they can tell on the test if you have drunk alot of fluids and flushed your system out.

u dont, jackass

eat ALOT of poppy seeds. I mean ALOT right before taking the test



I mean, for crying out loud, eat as much as u possibly can. that will mess up the drug test

i once heard my friend(he was desperate) tried drinking a cap full of bleach and about a gallon of water mixed together..i don't know if that works..but i wouldn't try it either.. that was pretty stupid. but they normally have flush drinks in head shops..head shops are where you buy your smoking accessories

How to pass a drugs test?

Easist tests in the world to pass:

DON'T TAKE DRUGS!

Are you serious? Thats wrose then drinking peroxide that could probly kill you or put you in the hospital. Are you sure the guy who did it just wansnt on heavy drugs wanting to end it all?

yeah some of my friends weren't the smartest people in the world..and he was a little desperate to not go to jail..thats what he did..he said the gallon of water would keep him from seriously hurting himself..its like when a kid drinks something stupid an you call poison control they just say to drink a lot of water or milk and you should be ok.

thats what smoking weed does to you...it makes you retarded! and you do stupid sh*t

Easy.DOnt do weed.

Green Tea. alot of it. You can flush your system in a week easy, but it sucks, almost over hydrating yourself every day. for a week.

Whenever I drug test, pending on how close i knew about it, i like to quit 2 weeks before and do the green tea way. Anti Oxidants will help. but drink NOTHING but green tea and water.

if time is a factor, then Synthetic Urine, You can buy it from any head shop around, but its gonna run you about 40 - 50 bucks.

a friend of mine was going through a drugs test. he rang a milky like liquid ... i forget the name on it now.

basically anything you put into your stomach is broken down and sent into the blood stream then filtered through your kindeys and thru the bladder. this milk-like liquid basically made your body "flush" all the liquids it was taking in and lined your stomach so only a little amount of fluid is actually obsorbed into the bloodstream instead sent straight out of the body. its not 100% fool-proof but if ur desprate?

ps. i still agree with other people, its not hard to stop smoking for a few weeks for the risk of getting caught worst and getting a bad record.

pps. your hair can be examined (at cost). and it act basically like a book or the rings of a tree. it can be tested for all the drugs you have taken or can show good or bad eating habits.

It's very easy.STOP DOING DRUGS!

if you come out positive, say you ate a poppy seed muffin earlier that day. that has the same stuff in it that weed has that showes up on your tests

OK MOST of the idiots i just heard(not saying all of them) d don't know what the hell their talking about. All you have to do is drink water constanty. I MEAN CONSTANTLY, it depends when your test is. if its like a day or 2 before, Drink water like crazy, just have a glass in your hand ALL DAY! and keep filling it, literally all day drinking water. and just keep peeing. Then right before you pass your drug test drink like 1 shot of vinager. but no more because the test reveal vinigear and knows your trying to beat the test. Thats the only way and the easiest way. Don't care what anybody else tells you.

Drink a bottle of red food dye and scream when you take the test, they wont even care about the weed anymore.

eat lots of poppy seeds,drink lots of fluids, exercise this will make you sweat which will help you alot as well.

drug detox products: http://www.ezklean.com/same-day.htm
looks like u can get same-day stuff, kinda sceptical though

nice

DRINK ALOT OF WATER 2 GET IT OUT UR SYSTEM AND THERES PILLS ALSO AND DRINK LOTS OF FLUIDS

stop smoking lol like thatll happen right? go to the store and get the pee in a bottle that you put in your sock for the day and it worms it up. or find someone of the same sex NOT PREGNANT and have them pee in a Pill bottle and if your a woman put it in your bra so you cant tell and when you get your privacy replace your pee with theirs just dont get cought....

why stop doing what has not been proven to be harful? Free country should mean something in these states.

Don't use and you will pass the test every time!

Well, I could tell you how I did this back in the day, but I really think that your best bet is to just stay off the weed if you're in a situation where random testing is apt to occur. A lot of places have someone actually accompany you to the bathroom during the test, so you can't always pull the "switch" routine that some people advise. Also, most if not all of the labs test not only for the presence of drugs but also for temperature, so if your pee is belong the norm in this area, you're apt to fail.

Marijuana is detectable for up to 30 days after use, so it's easier to test positive for this substance than, say, for alcohol, which only takes 6-24 hours to be excreted from the system. With random testing, you can see how difficult it would be to beat the system with any regularity, particularly if you smoke more than once a month.

VERY important -- don't buy any of the pills or drinks that are sold claiming to flush drugs from your body. Many of today's tests also check for the presence of these products -- anyway, as near as I can tell, none of them work, anyway.

I can't really advocate drug use because of the negative impact it had on my life and the lives of many others that I love, but I will say that I think the drug testing as a condition of employment is a major violation of one's personal freedom. I can understand the testing if an employee has a demonstrated substance abuse problem, but requiring potential employees to prove that they're "clean" seems very invasive to me.

:S You know like smoke stays on your lungs for however long, are drugs the same? So no matter what you do, you'll still be able to detect it?

you muthaf*ckin cunt a$$hole fcking baitch kiss my f8cking ass you f*cking retardo stop f*cking taking f*cking weed you muthaf*cka kiss my f*cking a$$ and why are you asking such a stupid f*cking question you muthaf*cking son of a biatch

Your Tourette's Syndrome seems to be acting up again.

HAHAHAHA that was funny! Nice one mate!

okay so i have a friend that has to take a drug test today and i found this site so now imma say this yeah i smoke pot and the sh*t that someone said about rollin joints and lisening to the doors is false...i smoke yeah so what its not doing any bad for me i go out and have fun with my friends too we play football any sport were not like what evryone else thinks about stoners so maybe if ur not a pothead and u talk about potheads being like bums were NOT!

drink a shit load of water, i have to piss tommorrow, spur of the moment, and i took no flush pills, alot but not to many, drank so much water that i cant even stand to look at it, but still drinking it, dont act nervous when doing the test. if you dont feel comfortable doing that then have a friend piss for you, in a bottle, or put it in a condom(never tried but worked for my friend) fill it up, stap it to you i.e. your body somewhere out of sight, to keep the urine warm(or lab wont except it) most labs make you empty your pockets and show you to the bathroom but do not stay and offten close the door for you. well good luck and wish me the same lol

oh and for the whole doors and rolling a joint, who does that i roll a blunt and when im high i get hyper now, want to go and do something. so i guess im a weird pot head.... i dont even like doors!

wow.... some people are just ignorant i guess. although abstaining from weed is the most succsessful way to pass a drug test some of us choose to continue enjoying the many wonders of canibus despite the risk of the consequences for failing a drug test because this is america and we are free to do so if we please. So if you are one of us then the method that suits me is drink 1 - 2.5 gallons of water, herbal tea, or cranberry juice, or a combination of all 3 about 2-3 hours before you are schedualed for a urinalysis. Take vitamin b complex pills(100-150mg) also because this will make your piss as yelow as mustard to avoid any suspicions about diluting your urine. Then go into the facilty you are schedualed to have a dt at and piss and thats it. Also if it can be helped this is much more succsessful if u do not smoke, eat, drink or whatever your prefered method of enjoying marijuana is 24 hours before a DT. Also this method is NOT 100% guarenteed by any means it is just the method that is most successful for me.(by the way vinegar does nothing it just tastes disgusting) I wish all of you the best of luck with your drug tests. and for those who are ignorant to what the real marijuana culture is, i suggest you get educated or shut the fuck up.
-good samaritan

oh and by the way the pissing in a condom is a bad idea, most condoms have spermicide in them that will kill the natual bacteria in your urine and could change the ph.