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fake preacher
im making an admission Ive never made to anyone and will probably never make in real life,i can only do it here anonymously.Im a preacher.But IM A FAKE! I dont believe in God.There is no god.its all fairy tales.But im really good at faking the flock out.I preach the Bible like a true believer and get really into it and I like doing it.Its like an acting job to me-to act like I believe all the fairy tales I pass off as fact.Why do I do it you'll ask?Well the money quite simply.Its easy money.I preach 3 times a week.I make 1000 dollars a week-all my utilites are paid for as is my insurance and I drive a new Yukon that is paid for by my church.Easy Money.And that doesnt even count all the free stuff that people are always giving me like meals and money for saying a few words at a funeral.And you;ll never imagine how many woman want to snugle up to a man of god.Im getting more poontang acting like a wimpy preacher than I ever did out in the world going to bars and trying to pick up women.
Life is good when youre a fake preacher.My church has over 1500 members and they adore me.I dare say some even worship me.They would have heart attacks if they knew what was really in my heart.
How normal do you think this is? How many preachers deep down know that religion is just a big scam?
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ive been to church a few times when i was small, but thats cuz if i wanted to spend the night at my friends on saturday night i had to go on sunday.
im glad somebody in the church thinks the religion is a sham
The vast majority of people know that the bible and similar books are just idiotic fairy tales,but they are too afraid/ashamed to admit it to others. Or they think that "faith" is a positive quality. Or, like you, they have found that professing a religion can bring them personal gain.
If an honest poll were taken in the US, it would be found that 99 of all people do not believe in the fairy tales of the bible, and the ones who do are usually psychotics or people with severe personal problems.
Question is are you conform with be an fake preacher? żdo you think that you are doing the right job in your church?.-
other question : are you a real preacher or just a person that are introducing this argument for descredit to your confession church, it be catholic or protestant.
i think, that is not valid your storie , not for you and not for people that believes in you.Remeber the new testament, : it would be better that hang a stone in your neck and be taked to the river, than sacndalize childs.
Certainly , not all in your church are childs, but the fact is that you are their spiritual director and they trust in you.
Do a favor to yourself, renunce to your ministery, and be faitful to your convictions., because soon or late all will be knowed, and that day will be ougly for you.-
Nothing is ocult down of the sun.-
If it is real your situation, you will pay two high prices when everything will be knowed, due to your fault of ethic, a moral price in front of God and social price in front of humans.-
I hope you dicide the best.-
jtv
You CAN believe whatever you want, but it doesn't make it true.
The GOD that you mock is very real. He is also very patient, which is why you're still alive.
Not believing is much better than pretending to believe for personal gain. You think you're getting away with it, But in the end you will be corrected.
This goes for all people who try to use GOD for their personal gain.