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My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Look at What I just put ,Sucka.
How do you figure im a gay pom?
You stick out like a sore thumb.
"there's so much that we share, that it's time we're aware...its a small, small world"
We're your fucking terror killing partner for crying out loud, you could at least try to LEARN our leaders name
Bobert
how is Scotland?
i'm going there soon
Ireland is to England as Puerto Rico is to the U.S. They are not even a real country. What a bunch of chuckleheads. The Scottish are like their better older brothers.
It's way better than Puerto Rico, at least they aren't a bunch of crime entranced, drug dealers.
I want to live in Canada. Period.
(BTW; I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!)
:P
FUCK YOU
Sorry, damn that twitchy finger!
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