I'm so sick of wanking, there has to be a more exciting way to spank the monkey.

Why r u telling me that? im the one who asked you the question, i expected an answer from u not your problem lol, grr :)

im the guy who wrote this story by the way

you been watching too much porn.most women arent using bananas or stuff like that.most rub their clits to get off.insertions are a small part of a womans masturbation.

use a pizza

hot coffee can make the situation exciting and quite intense a very hott situation...ya pun intended

FUCK U VERY MUCH I APPRICIATE IT

I KNOW! I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY

Well guess what,
your not funny.

try running through a corn field naked and backwards

The sock is actually to keep the sperm from squirting everywhere, and the soft innards of a sock gove a different sensation than one's hand.

Anyway, to make things interesting, use lotion. it'll get you off and give you nice hands :]! Do it in the shower. Immitate the women and use bananas, eat the actual banana and masturbate with the peel.

Here's a how-to video from the show "Weeds", which can be helpful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE

One word:


sheep

hahhaha nice movie :D
i like the last part: "Hey,... homework.." :D :D

Put it in the fridge. I dont actually think this will do anything but you never know.

lol i love people who post these comments they make me laugh like a mother fucker lol

any way google how to make a fake pussy i once found some way to do it with a pillow or something i never tryed it tho lol

WHERE DO U GET A FAKE PUSSY I WANT

First, I have yet to meet even ONE woman in my half-century of life who got off on a banana. Come on, it would break! And then what?

Second, I have yet to meet even ONE woman who found it easy to get off on ANYTHING. Most of us struggle our entire lives with not being able to climax as easily as men. You need an anatomy lesson, my friend.

Third, if your biggest problem in life is finding an inventive way to masturbate, you are one lucky SOB. I recommend KY jelly generously applied to every orifice you own. Trust me, it's for the best.

HAHA well now everyone know's you can't get a real women to do it for you, go be stalker at the park, if your lucky which I doubt you are, maybe a dog will find you attractive! HAHAHA