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I get so hard that it hurts
Every once in a while I get so horny that I have to jack-off but that's not what I'm worried about... A couple of months ago I found the smell of bleach got me hard but so hard I'd say my c*ck was 20% wider and longer than normal (when I sniffed the bottle of bleach) but it hurts like hell...
It was all something I could handle until I went swimming last week and the chlorine in the pool turned my 'baby chipolata' into a baby's arm.
My G/F now thinks I'm a porn star and that I have the major hots for her every night but I haven't got the heart to tell her I take a few whiffs of Domestos before I get in the sack.... Does anyone know if this is normal?
It was all something I could handle until I went swimming last week and the chlorine in the pool turned my 'baby chipolata' into a baby's arm.
My G/F now thinks I'm a porn star and that I have the major hots for her every night but I haven't got the heart to tell her I take a few whiffs of Domestos before I get in the sack.... Does anyone know if this is normal?
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That is so fucking funny lol
Classic way to put it :)