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Dog the Bounty Hunter
Sometimes I fantasize Im in Hawaii working with Dog catching the bad guys ,me and Leland are teammates and the Dog tells me,"Bra,you did a good job."

And then we would go back to his office and Beth would be there wearing a low cut dress and those giant boobs would be bouncing and quivering like 100 pounds of Jello and she would squeeze and kiss me and say "You did good,big guy."


And then they take me out and we watch hula dancers and they buy me a big juicy steak cooked with pineapple slabs on it.


Anyone else have that fantasy? Is it normal?
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intresting
its totaly normal
fantasizing is a part of live
Fuck you jigin anyways, First off his wife is the uglyest bitch ive ever seen second shouldnt you just tell us the truth? That dog would be the one kissing you then his soon would come up and stick you from behind.
your so negative ye little whining bitch
@: jigin
No u just attacked me for no reason and im not going to stand for it
Chris never saw a post that he couldnt use to attack someone for no reason.
BETH IS FREAKING HOT!! THAT BIG ASS !!! SHE IS STACKED TOO YO
HUH??
oh i love Lealand He is My man but Damn he already got a woman but oh well
dog the bounty hunter is fcukin cool..dont fantasise about the dog.. become a criminal and have him catch you...i heard he butt fcuks his catch in his vehicle before the cameras get switched on...thats why he's always red in the face after they deliver the criminal to the jail... As for his wife.. in my personal opinion i dont think she cuts it for me but if the dog likes his bitch with massive titties and an ass like two tractor tyres then good luck to him..She obviously gives the dog a bone..hehehe..i know...you love the pun.. FUCK YOU PAY ME.
I just watched his pathetic show tonight and I want the last hour of my life back, they wear gear like they are mercenaries going into Congo when in reality all they are doing is running around an island (where everyone knows them) and picking up crack heads who are un armed and just missed court (what criminals send them to the chair). They do it because cops dont feel like chasing around a bunch of loser degenerates. I think if it wasnt for their contract on that show they would probly go out of business because they cant be making a whole lot wasting 3 days on one crack whore who just violated her parol more or less have that pay for their vest and new suburbans. Im sure real cops laugh at those guys.
shhh, dogs coming.
If anyone ever shot at those guys, his punk ass son would be the first to shit all in his pants and find a corner to hide in, hes the type to play it bad but when the bullets come flying find a place to wrap his arms around his knees and cry.
Chris like you told me about the cast of Jackass,Dog and Beth are making millions of bucks and we are here bickering on the internet.
Yep thats true, maybe they know something we dont.
i'm going to get a job with big daddy and beth..
yeah..i'd kick his a55 without weapons..they should employ me.
As long as you don't have a sexual fantasy about it, it's normal. Let your imagination flow!
no, i have never had that fantasy
I agree completely. I could never see the popularity of this guy or his show. For one thing, he snivels quite a lot, and I have a hard time believing that his emotional displays are genuine. It's just one more "reality" show that gives people an unrealistic idea of what being a bounty hunter is really like.
@: JanIAm
yeah but I bet you watch 'the simple life' and think every second is real.

all 'reality' shows are scripted because franlky without some create drama most of them would be less watchable than they already are.

I watch "DOG" for the big busty Beth!
Argh; "The Simple Life" has to be my LEAST favorite show on television, slack. I've never been able to sit through more than 2 minutes of it. I can't stand Paris Hilton, and think she is about as close as you can get to a complete waste of a human being.

True enough that the shows need some scripting because naked reality alone is seldom as entertaining as fiction. I just feel the show producers should can the crap and be a little more honest about how they're manipulating the "story line".

I prefer Beth to Dog any day. She's a lot less sentimental than Dog and therefore, more realistic for the business she's in. But being a straight female, I don't get off on the boobage :-)
@: JanIAm
I totally agree those girls are so touch with reality!

They maybe hot but I like my girl with a large dollop of brain power.
@: JanIAm
yeah but youll have to admit,she has got some monsters!
I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!

Leland is friggin hott!!!
Yeah, that she does. But I keep wondering where she has to go to buy those industrial strength bras. It takes some effort to keep those boulders in a holder.
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