How i met smithee
Well, i first met smithee 7 month today.
It was a bright monday alfternoon, i was gay walking in the local zoo.
I was in the middle of perving on the chimps ass when i saw this adorible man with a great smile, he was trying to get the baby goats to suck on his dick, i had to go up and talk to him, i just had to. We hit it off great and he must have been a little Desperate becourse it took me 5 mins to get his phone no.He said he would love to go out sometime.( i f**ked him in the ass that nite, he loved it).He might be a little chubby but he can suck some mean c*ck.(nasty boy grr grr).
He decided that he only wants a f**k buddy since he's already got a bf.
So we made it a routine,we would have sloppy bum sex every monday nite and we still do to this day.
I'll see you tonite Smithee, my little stud muffin.
From Jack
Are you gay smithee?
Yuppers. Indeedy.
GANG YOU'RE HOT. I NEED YOU TO CHEER ME UP.
A straight guy would not write fantasies about other men this way.
-crank dat