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I have recently decided to invest in some mutual funds. We (some investors and I) are pooling our money into our new international strip club conglomerate. Our stock continues to soar since Sandy ( a 300 pound bo-legged prostitute from Manitoba) has become our main attraction. She has taken her fat act to many different regions including: Taiwan, France, Antartica, and Ecuador. Everywhere she has promoted, the subsequent strip club we open see soaring reveneus. We like to serve all kinds of customer tastes including, live Fat women stripping, live amputee women stripping, and live female sea mammal stripping.

We have already made a profit on this conglomerate since we opened our first chain of strip clubs 32 minutes ago. But some say, (including my mother) I'm chasing waterfalls and moving too fast. I'm 7 years old. Is it normal to be this fly?