Should I?
Every morning I wake up and am faced with the same problem I had the morning before and before that and god knows how many mornings. My Question is should I take a sh*t before I jack off? I mean I dont like the feeling of something poking out of my ass while im going to town on my self but then again if I go take a sh*t then I gotta take a shower and then I loose the mood so im confused. I guess one of the down sides to not sh*tting first is I cannot stick a finger in my ass while im jacking off so taking a sh*t would be smarter, I guess im just lazy. Any one got any comments?
Wank, shit, and shower it all off.