My GF was blowing me the other day and after she swallowed she said something like "I can feel your little men inside me." and I guess she thought it would be hot but I got a little freaked.
shoot your load in her eye next time..i can assure you ... she won't be talking about little men when her eye is stinging...
I took my b1tch by surprise when she was jerking me off..i didn't tell her i was about to spit my sticky white love piss out of my spam javelin and she just w@nked it stroke after stroke and then all of a sudden my load went straight in her eye.. ( i hadnt cum for at least a week before so it was a mighty load all over her face) hehehe, she laughed but said her eye was stinging really bad from my love potion.
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I always call them my 'kids,' and think it is sweet as hell when women say something like that or 'swimmers'. Or really anything about my nut at all, for that matter.
Uhm...first of all...EWWW! Ok, having said that, I think you're right about her thinking saying that was supposed to be sexy. It wasn't...It was so far from sexy that it can't even find itself on a map, but it was an attempt. I had a guy friend tell me once that his girlfriend swallowed and joked he had to have a high sperm count because his junk was crunchy. She was joking, but he was horrified for weeks!
Hah, joking. i'd say she is.. if my g/f swallowed my sperm and said she could feel em moving.. i'd be like, uhh... that's great to know?
I took my b1tch by surprise when she was jerking me off..i didn't tell her i was about to spit my sticky white love piss out of my spam javelin and she just w@nked it stroke after stroke and then all of a sudden my load went straight in her eye.. ( i hadnt cum for at least a week before so it was a mighty load all over her face) hehehe, she laughed but said her eye was stinging really bad from my love potion.
I always call them my 'kids,' and think it is sweet as hell when women say something like that or 'swimmers'. Or really anything about my nut at all, for that matter.