Trees
I don't have many friends... So one day, I decided to walk to the park and there's this tree who looks pretty lonely, so of course being the friendly person I am.. I talked to it about everything and anything and I thought I was like making it feel better. Then, I got addicted to talking to the trees because I felt like I'm expressing myself and they were listening and that I'm making them feel better at the same time. Then, there's this group of people staring at me weirdly.. I mean, come on what's so weird about it?? Don't you do that sometimes? Be honest!
Gee, if this really helps you, go ahead and chat away. Most people don't talk to trees. I don't want to discourage you but make sure you're low-key about it. Some people just can't deal with something like this and you don't want to be subject to their insensitive insults and rants. Some people will say behind your back that you're nuts. I have never talked to trees but I do talk to animals. Talking to animals is pretty common. There are other people out there that talk to trees I'm sure of it. I wonder if your religious beliefs are a factor in this new practice. Do you know and Wiccans or Pagans? They would understand. Just whisper to those trees and play it cool, O.K. hon'?
http://www.controverscial.com/I%20Talk%20to%20the%20Trees.htm
And I don't see it's much different to talking to a pet or your favourite stuffed animal, which I think many people do, whether they care to admit it or not.
Well look after your friend, but try be more descreet though.