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Im Such a Clutz
It seems that I'm always hurting myself for stupid reasons. In all I've had stitches in my head (knocked into a counter), ankle (fell into a bush), mouth (got my braces stuck in my cheek and developed disfunctional salavary glands that had to be removed) and leg (a pencil somehow made its way 2 inches into my calf). I've broken my right arm 4 times (ran into a street sign, "slaps" gone wrong, fell down the stairs, slipped in the kitchen) and my left one twice (fell on the sidewalk, fell out the window), I've broken both my ankles (basketball) and torn tendons in both (running), hyperextended my left knee (human pyramid collapsed on me), and broke my left foot 2 summers in a row (both times I walked into the same flower-box at my beach club).....I've done more but my broken elbow is keeping me from typing more. Let me know how to be more careful!
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Comments (6)
NevermindMe (7761)
2007-04-19 18:16:26
Slow down, study your surroundings, be more alert. Maybe concider hiring an aid to see for you...
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-19 18:45:55
either youre making this up or you have a serious medical condition that makes your body more prone to injury.get a good neurologist to check you out.
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Moi (588)
2007-04-19 19:11:59
Ran into a street sign, tripped on the same flower box twice and fell out a window?! Maybe you should get your vision and your equal librium checked out . . .
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McGreg (7610)
2007-04-20 11:05:43
Awesome man, Injuries (like STD's) are a thing to be proud of. When you get one, you know that you're truly living.
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Footfan90 (5641)
2007-04-21 03:56:38
one or two serious injuries r cool, but this just makes you look like a tool.
Ur probably just born with it, some people just have really poor awareness, and you are one of them.
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Gaara (5917)
2007-09-20 03:58:39
If false, shame on you. If true, have you considered being a comedian?
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