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Wife made no shrimp in noodles
The other day my wife add no shrimp to the noodles, i was very disspleased because she always cook shrimp, so i light her on fire, as her hair and upper body burned i inserted my throbbinbg erection into her anus, i was very aroused i wonder is it normal to like the girls with the fire on thier heads. My wife sadly did not make it but i have a new ones and hope to try the fire sex with her too!
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Comments (13)
karlyourself123 (7789)
2007-04-20 09:22:43
HEY!! im not sure i ever heard of this before, but i bet its a big turnon if you are crazy. it probably depends on how well the girl can resist fire or how long she can resist fire for, you know?
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McGreg (7610)
2007-04-20 09:35:28
You're shrimp
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-04-20 10:52:52
You see a womens place is in the kitchen and if she messing that up then its going to be hell for her so I agree with the poster, she knew better then to not cook shrimp so she got what was coming to her. All you women better quit your jobs and get in the kitchen right now and beware!
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maligium (7265)
2007-04-20 11:23:16
wtf.
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-04-20 11:30:45
Your wife had a lucky escape, she has now been freed from living with a total and utter twat such as yourself.

No go and book yourself in for some English lessons you poorly educated nonce.
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smithee (4389)
2007-04-20 16:11:18
more like check yourself into a mental hospital
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LiilzZ_x (7837)
2007-04-21 19:09:54
Lmao Wdf.
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Killington27 (4617)
2007-05-06 21:30:31
i see what you are saying by displeasing you with the " no shrimp in the noodles" which i believe is her disinterest in sexual intercourse you theoretically lit her on fire and forcefully had buttsex while in reality you just had buttsex with her and theoretically lit her hair on fire with your intercouse ways that particular night

you should talk about your sex life maybe she will open up to you

thats my opinion
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im-a-necro (7922)
2007-06-04 18:45:35
screw fire, you wanna start using nitro glicorine because if she tries to run away you can throw a bunch of it on her and she'll be frozen to 5hit so she cant move, then of course you can fuck all you like, id like to call it nitro fucking, then when your finished you can get a hammer and smash her into a million bagillion peices... hope this constructive criticism goes well and you get a lot of nitro fucking done.
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CelticBand (8853)
2007-06-13 05:17:50
No shrimp, no love,
NO LIFE.
Your wife is in hell, a high fiveah.
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Dom101 (8776)
2007-06-13 10:37:40
No shrimp!
No living!
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Phantasma (8744)
2007-06-20 20:26:57
Sounds like you have a burning passion for her...
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Phantasma (8744)
2007-06-20 20:29:39
@: im-a-necro
Oh and by the way, nitro G. wouldnt freese someone, thats liquid nitrogen

hahah if you threw a bottle of nitro glisterin at someone, you're house would explode into 20,000,000 splinters, not to mention the person you were throwing it at
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