Only old women and christian chicks dig me

I am 17 year old guy and i've recently noticed that (in general) old/middle aged women and hardcore christian chicks like me more than young not crazily religious women. I dont know why. Ive tried to rectify the situation by doing the only logical thing and pretending to smoke and/or carrying around a buddha statue in public, but nothing changed. Im not complaining though, the oldies often give me free/cheap food or busrides and the like. Anyway, other suggested actions?

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Comments (19)

ChrisUFC (7139)

2007-04-20 10:59:50

Why would you rather be with some slut who probly has stds and has been banged by 50 dudes from her local night club over a christain girl who is probly a virgin and would not cheat on you?

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maligium (7265)

2007-04-20 11:15:06

the older woman dont feel sexually challenged by you, thats why,they feel sorry for you,because youre a good looking lad,who doesnt have the guts to be where you,dream where you you want to be.
but these same woman dreamt of a man like you five years ago.

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Big_Boy (7768)

2007-04-20 12:20:11

Older woman have tones of sexual knowledge, you should dig them dude, seriously, you will learn more on one night with a older woman than with 5 young chicks, obviously they must be attractives, many old woman are still very attractive.

you should try it!!!

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Shavemeslowly (5177)

2007-04-20 12:39:41

You must have some kind of cleaness or trustwothiness or even innocence...The non-religious girls your age may not be drawn to your persona, perhaps they like the older or bad-boy guys more. Don't be something you are not. When you get older the girls will have had their share of asshole and will come crawling to a guy like you.

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XxsucideXburnsxX (7669)

2007-04-20 14:16:38

hey I am 16, not a fukkin christan lol

E-Mail me

XGermanXDeathxX@aim.com

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insaneXace (6653)

2007-04-20 17:06:54

@: ChrisUFC

you are so right ChrisUFC

take it from me i'v made A LOT of bad choices and still do but the so called "hardcore christian chicks" will not hurt you, well no one is prefect. but they are nice. i don't know what to say about this but do whats right

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Shavemeslowly (5177)

2007-04-20 17:19:14

@: insaneXace

except if you are a minority and their dad is a member of the kkk...

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ChrisUFC (7139)

2007-04-20 21:56:13

@: Shavemeslowly

Well if you are a minority you need to leave the white girls alone if their dad is a member of the kkk, date your own avoid the heartbreak and broken bones.

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McGreg (7610)

2007-04-21 02:30:52

@: Shavemeslowly

I'll minority you in a second

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english*guy (7825)

2007-04-21 12:11:10

i think that you should make a big seen when somebody who is not good looking or your not interested in looks at you in the wrong way. You should do this by look at them frowning and then shout what the f**k are you looking at.

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deric (6714)

2007-04-21 12:19:58

I like the Buddah statue idea. But I think it is backfiring on you. Women look at the Buddah - then look at you and you're looking hot in comparison. So lose the Budda and carry Fabio under your arm.

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Hairy-stick-nipples (7861)

2007-04-22 11:13:16

most probably a closet gay

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ohsoquietme628 (7881)

2007-04-23 04:21:11

@: Hairy-stick-nipples

it could be worse, there could be psychotic women after you... or you know, no women after you. but of course, just be polite and if you don't want the attention you can decline it... politely.

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Hairy-stick-nipples (7861)

2007-04-27 13:06:40

shut up i lik ewomen and i like them alot, especially if they gpt that cream yanio, that cream out of kinder beuno and smutherd it on the walls of thier vagina, it would be like licking the bubble gum out of a crazy ball ice cream.... I LOVE IT!

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DoonDoon (7460)

2007-05-01 23:08:17

at least someone likes you. all i ever get is dogs trying to hump me.

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gawkyporcupine (7614)

2007-05-03 04:03:56

@: DoonDoon

hey dogs have feelings too

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DoonDoon (7460)

2007-05-03 07:23:55