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Turned on by machinery.
We use slicers at my work, and we have to take them apart and wash them. Lately I have found that when I put all the wet parts back together, it makes me feel kind of aroused. The way the dripping wet parts fit together just seems very sexual to me.
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Anonymous
Don't stick your gonads in them, please. I might eat stuff that comes out of those slicers, and I would hate to think of blood on that.
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Moi (588)
Oh ick! Mr. Anonymous! I'll pass on that pepperoni . . .
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METHOSjr. (83)
OpenThePodBayDoors,Hal
Put a dress on it. This is what I do when I wash my Razor Scooter, I pop a Boner.
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dalfaceNY (4054)
haha, yeah its all good if a slicer turns you on
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apathy (11575)
Sounds like the vibrations are getting to you too. You may not want to try to mount these things, also try a sex machine.
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Guest1111111 (11505)
R u a chick tho?
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